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Old 06-06-2012, 03:30 AM   #181
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how has monte not had any lil montes yet?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS (or a diagram)

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 03:46 AM   #182
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"These are my kids, Billy, William, Patrick, Djali and Monte Jr*






























*junior"

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:14 AM   #183
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That's my retarded son, IT *
















*information technology

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:19 AM   #184
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come on the guy is mormon, has been married to a girl that looks like billy corgan for a year and still hasn't knocked her up come on aren't mormons specifically directed to have like 48 children

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:33 AM   #185
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can't get pregnant from buttsex Trots.

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:34 AM   #186
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:40 AM   #187
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honestly guys, how has monte not had any lil montes yet?
he's trying to get children at the same time as billy corgan, so that their children can be friends and play together. he's been monitoring billy's twitter account in an attempt to estimate the best time to inseminate his wife. she, in the mean time, remains available nearby.

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:57 AM   #188
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I bet he fucks cd's.

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:59 AM   #189
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I think I give him too much credit. I'm not sure he knows even how that all works.

Ever seen that chrischan guy? Monte is a lot like him. Cum drinking and everything.

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 05:11 AM   #190
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he's trying to get children at the same time as billy corgan, so that their children can be friends and play together.
I thought the plan was just to steal some kids?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0s6IsZGzE3...0/childcatcher

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 05:15 AM   #191
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can't get pregnant from buttsex Trots.
Especially if shes the one fucking him in the ass.

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 05:19 AM   #192
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The LDS Marriage Bed

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Old 06-06-2012, 05:24 AM   #193
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Old 06-06-2012, 05:28 AM   #194
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nsfw





 
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Old 06-06-2012, 06:19 AM   #195
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Old 06-06-2012, 06:27 PM   #196
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nice work son. very proud of you.

 
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Old 06-06-2012, 06:29 PM   #197
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nsfw




wrong thread

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 04:08 AM   #198
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man. corsets.

that is all.

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 05:05 AM   #199
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Muffin-top tits!

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 10:21 AM   #200
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so did anyone actually watch this?

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 10:26 AM   #201
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the US video preview or weirdly buff henry 8 masturbating

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 05:17 PM   #202
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i only saw the masturbating one but of the 2 its probably the better choice

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:11 PM   #203
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so did anyone actually watch this?
i took the bait and started the download before I went to bed last night.

just watched it like three mins ago. it's 1:30 of the song United States with a completely blank screen. not sure what that's all about but, if it's a "gotcha" moment, i guess... monte wins??

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:34 PM   #204
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did anyone download this? first it wanted me to install a malware downloader and now the file doesn't exist.

how could anyone who runs an "IT company" put their file share on a malware site?

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:36 PM   #205
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What the hell do you mean by an 'it company?'

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:48 PM   #206
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*information technology

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:58 PM   #207
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I'm not sure if you can call it a company when all you do is help your parents friends install AOL and Microsoft Word.

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:23 PM   #208
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*information technology
Thanks! Although it would have been nice if Nimrod included that definition in his post.

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 09:44 PM   #209
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Yeah I basically had no clue what that guy was talking about. I thought it was some term from the 40s.

 
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Old 06-07-2012, 09:52 PM   #210
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i thought it was just a really hip company

 
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