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Old 03-05-2014, 08:41 PM   #1
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:41 PM   #2
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Our day has come!

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/05/us/mas...html?hpt=hp_t2

Massachusetts court says 'upskirt' photos are legal


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Massachusetts' highest court ruled Wednesday that it is not illegal to secretly photograph underneath a person's clothing -- a practice known as "upskirting" -- prompting one prosecutor to call for a revision of state law.

The high court ruled that the practice did not violate the law because the women who were photographed while riding Boston public transportation were not nude or partially nude.

"A female passenger on a MBTA trolley who is wearing a skirt, dress, or the like covering these parts of her body is not a person who is 'partially nude,' no matter what is or is not underneath the skirt by way of underwear or other clothing," wrote Justice Margot Botsford of the state Supreme Judicial Court.

Let the upskirting begin free of tyranny! Free at last, free at last...

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:39 AM   #3
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hmmm.







hmmmmmmm.

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 06:39 AM   #4
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pants forever.


 
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:52 AM   #5
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Yeah that's not at all what the ruling says. Good job, reporter

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 09:55 AM   #6
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I blame the editor. A much better headline would have been...

Upskirt Sexy Pics Barely Legal Girls Nudity Monstorcock Mayhem

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 05:24 PM   #7
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Banana to thread

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 05:59 PM   #8
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I blame the editor. A much better headline would have been...

Upskirt Sexy Pics Barely Legal Girls Nudity Monstorcock Mayhem
jonathan monte micropenis

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 06:00 PM   #9
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Old 03-06-2014, 06:01 PM   #10
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wow that;s way too big. oh well

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 06:16 PM   #11
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not for those of us with big boy monitors, what are you using a 12" tube, faggot?

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 06:29 PM   #12
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because reasons

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:32 PM   #13
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I got an "anal sex kit" today. There are these tables on campus. Some of them ask you if you're going to heaven. Some want you to learn about Islam. Some give away free condoms. I asked for ultra thin, and she's like "oh those are in the anal sex kit, here ya go".

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:37 PM   #14
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that's hot as fuck

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:21 AM   #15
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so with that mod does it have sound, because you could be tweaking it just right and she's like oh oh oh oh OH OH OH and then she splooshes real hard and the lock opens

and if you do it wrong she's just like starts yawning and it's that really obviously fake kind of "okay already can i go to sleep?"

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:26 AM   #16
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I got an "anal sex kit" today. There are these tables on campus. Some of them ask you if you're going to heaven. Some want you to learn about Islam. Some give away free condoms. I asked for ultra thin, and she's like "oh those are in the anal sex kit, here ya go".
at first i thought these were all the same table.

which actually made sense for a second.

 
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