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Old 01-08-2021, 11:52 PM   #1
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Question WHAT IS AN INSTANT POT

I MEAN IS IT SAFE?

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:52 PM   #2
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I worry about my children

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:52 PM   #3
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How instant is instant anyway?

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:53 PM   #4
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LISTEN

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:53 PM   #5
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OKAY

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:53 PM   #6
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YOU LOOK AT ME,
PEOPLE TRUST ME

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:54 PM   #7
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OKAY IíM NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:55 PM   #8
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I twisted a bunch of pieces of orange peel and now my room smells like oranges. I didn’t think it would work but I showed them

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:55 PM   #9
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The world is changing too fast for me to keep up

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:55 PM   #10
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Caesar salad is communism

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:56 PM   #11
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME LITTLE FUN

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:57 PM   #12
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I’m indifferent, what can I do?

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:57 PM   #13
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All I want to do is be a good person

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:57 PM   #14
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WE WERE JUST KIDS

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 11:59 PM   #15
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I see this on every Chinese menu, and I'm always too afraid to order it.

How can any pot not have duration?

 
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Old 01-09-2021, 12:12 AM   #16
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I am therefore a mere spectator of this machine. In it I form naught and renew naught, I neither make anything here nor destroy it. Everything is the work of someone else.

 
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Old 01-09-2021, 12:28 AM   #17
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You ever cooked a perfect egg?

 
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Old 01-09-2021, 12:28 AM   #18
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I have. AMA

 
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Old 01-09-2021, 12:29 AM   #19
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No, don’t

 
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Old 01-09-2021, 02:10 AM   #20
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my impression is that it does the same thing as a slow cooker, but in a few minutes

and it uses induction or doesn't let out steam or some such so it's faster than just an oven or pot or something, gets hotter maybe? it cooks shit fast but also thoroughly like it was cooked all day

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Old 01-09-2021, 04:02 AM   #21
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my wife has one and she loves it. makes some pretty tasty dishes, a wide range of them

that said, i know almost nothing about it, other than what it's like to clean. which is pretty darn easy

 
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Old 01-09-2021, 02:04 PM   #22
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It's not like, THAT instant

 
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Old 01-10-2021, 09:49 PM   #23
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after reading this thread, i can only ask why everyone doesn't have this magical device

 
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Old 01-10-2021, 10:36 PM   #24
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Is this what Boomers switched to after finally noticing the perfectly uniform texture of slow cooker dining?

I wonder how quickly this thing could turn out a packaged ramen.

 
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Old 01-10-2021, 10:45 PM   #25
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Instantly!

 
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Old 01-10-2021, 10:45 PM   #26
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But not THAT instantly

 
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Old 01-10-2021, 11:21 PM   #27
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Instant noodles? Instant pot?

Ready in just two minutes!

 
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Old 01-10-2021, 11:51 PM   #28
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Oliver Cromwell's body was exhumed from Westminster Abbey on 30 January 1661, the 12th anniversary of the execution of Charles I, and was subjected to a posthumous execution. His body was hanged in chains at Tyburn, London, and then thrown into a pit. His head was cut off and displayed on a pole outside Westminster Hall until 1685.

 
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Old 01-10-2021, 11:52 PM   #29
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That’s 24 years they’re said to have left that man’s head on a pole. But do we believe it?

 
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Old 01-11-2021, 01:57 AM   #30
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That’s 24 years they’re said to have left that man’s head on a pole. But do we believe it?
i mean i guess if it was a skeleton most of that time

 
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