I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread - Page 248

myosis · 05-03-2018, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

last night I was jamming with my buds and I was talking about Jimmy C and the Pumpkins with the drummer, and he goes over to his vinyl collection and pulls out Monuments and I straight up lolled. He was like, "yeah I kind of took a chance on this one. not all risks pay off."

i haven't even taken the chance yet

FlamingGlobes · 05-03-2018, 11:32 AM

I've dropped more enjoyable monuments in my toilet.

myosis · 05-03-2018, 11:34 AM

monuments to a WC
by WPC

FlamingGlobes · 05-03-2018, 11:37 AM

If your stool is being beige, please consult a doctor.

myosis · 05-03-2018, 11:41 AM

lol true true

ilikeplanets · 05-03-2018, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Came home on my lunch break to find random kid with ample facial jewelry and shitty tattoos smoking on my porch (shared with unit next door). Politely told him to GTFO.

I am officially old man. And it feels great.

i have found myself feeling this way, but i don't say anything. i'm halfway there!

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 03:32 PM

posts 2-4 on this page are sheer senescitude.

myosis · 05-03-2018, 03:57 PM

Analse!

myosis · 05-03-2018, 04:00 PM

One anal
We are, we are so young
We're young, we're young

myosis · 05-03-2018, 04:08 PM

Diarrhean, Diarrheaaaaaaaan,
Oh my child, when our number's up and done

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 04:31 PM

i've been eating so much i think i got constipated from it. all i can squeeze out are these small slimy snails.

then i smashed four cups of cheap coffee and shat my brains out in a public restroom. it smelled like wet hay.

i'm having a great vacation!

myosis · 05-03-2018, 04:43 PM

are you sighting any monuments?

Elphenor · 05-03-2018, 04:46 PM

I ran out of money on Monday and get paid Saturday

did some miss calculations on my budget

rent is paid for the month, but I am also out of food now

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 04:51 PM

there are food pantries, praise god

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 04:52 PM

also parents, perhaps?

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 05:00 PM

i used to go into the grocery store with plastic bags, fill them up with food and walk out.

not recommended.

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 05:03 PM

oh snap I almost forgot!

earlier today my uncle (the one who was caressing his bare belly last night in front of me) was talking to some ladies about his daughters working in the emergency room. he mentioned all kinds of weird cases and then zoomed in on people who shove carrots up their pooters. the ladies looked scandalized. i almost broke down.

he just farted in the other room.

yo soy el mejor · 05-03-2018, 05:05 PM

i did NOT get into university of chicago and now i must attend depaul. unless i get into university of southern california, but i would only seriously consider that with a full-ride so i'm not too concerned about having to make that decision.

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 05:07 PM

elphy is starving, i'm sharing my uncle's tales of vegetable anal probes, and all you can talk about is your education?

pshaw!

FoolofaTook · 05-03-2018, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myosis

are you sighting any monuments?

just this. varazdin cathedral. not my pic.

https://9968c6ef49dc043599a5-e151928...m/678070-3.jpg

reprise85 · 05-03-2018, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Me: "I hate to be that guy, but I live here. Can you please not smoke near my window?"

fuckin alpha, you tell em

FlamingGlobes · 05-03-2018, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

fuckin alpha, you tell em

You shoulda seen him; he was so scared!*

*not really

FlamingGlobes · 05-03-2018, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

i have found myself feeling this way, but i don't say anything. i'm halfway there!

It wasn't a big thing, but standing up for oneself is one of life's greatest natural highs. I strongly recommend it.

FlamingGlobes · 05-03-2018, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myosis

One anal
We are, we are so young
We're young, we're young

We are, we are so dung

FlamingGlobes · 05-03-2018, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I ran out of money on Monday and get paid Saturday

did some miss calculations on my budget

rent is paid for the month, but I am also out of food now

You've probably been told this before (probably by me) but learn to cook. It will help your budget stretch that much further.

I mean really. A can of pasta sauce. A box of pasta. Boom. Three dinners. Less than $5 spent.

FlamingGlobes · 05-03-2018, 05:48 PM

If you're feeling really fancy, mix some catfood in there.

reprise85 · 05-03-2018, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I ran out of money on Monday and get paid Saturday

did some miss calculations on my budget

rent is paid for the month, but I am also out of food now

find a food pantry, dude. that's what they're for. or if you want a short term loan hit me up via pm. although it would prob take a couple days to go through paypal or whatever which defeats the point this late in the game

myosis · 05-03-2018, 05:51 PM

you can learn to cook some vegetables and beans and then you'll have vitamins and minerals as a bonus

reprise85 · 05-03-2018, 05:53 PM

1lb bag of lentils or brown rice 1lb bag of beans = $2/3-4 meals. put in some hot sauce or something.

yo soy el mejor · 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myosis

you can learn to cook some vegetables and beans and then you'll have vitamins and minerals as a bonus

this is great advice, especially the beans. you can make tons of meals out just keeping lemons, various types of beans, various types of pasta, canned tomatoes (paste and whole), and garlic on hand. onions, cheese, sugar, cooking wine, spinach, and bread
don't hurt either, but aren't required.

no starving necessary.

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05-03-2018, 11:32 AM	#7412
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	I've dropped more enjoyable monuments in my toilet.

05-03-2018, 11:34 AM	#7413
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	monuments to a WC by WPC

05-03-2018, 11:37 AM	#7414
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	If your stool is being beige, please consult a doctor.

05-03-2018, 11:41 AM	#7415
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	lol true true

05-03-2018, 03:32 PM	#7417
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	posts 2-4 on this page are sheer senescitude.

05-03-2018, 03:57 PM	#7418
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	Analse!

05-03-2018, 04:00 PM	#7419
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	One anal We are, we are so young We're young, we're young

05-03-2018, 04:08 PM	#7420
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	Diarrhean, Diarrheaaaaaaaan, Oh my child, when our number's up and done

05-03-2018, 04:31 PM	#7421
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i've been eating so much i think i got constipated from it. all i can squeeze out are these small slimy snails. then i smashed four cups of cheap coffee and shat my brains out in a public restroom. it smelled like wet hay. i'm having a great vacation!

05-03-2018, 04:43 PM	#7422
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	are you sighting any monuments?

05-03-2018, 04:46 PM	#7423
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I ran out of money on Monday and get paid Saturday did some miss calculations on my budget rent is paid for the month, but I am also out of food now

05-03-2018, 04:51 PM	#7424
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	there are food pantries, praise god

05-03-2018, 04:52 PM	#7425
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	also parents, perhaps?

05-03-2018, 05:00 PM	#7426
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i used to go into the grocery store with plastic bags, fill them up with food and walk out. not recommended.

05-03-2018, 05:03 PM	#7427
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	oh snap I almost forgot! earlier today my uncle (the one who was caressing his bare belly last night in front of me) was talking to some ladies about his daughters working in the emergency room. he mentioned all kinds of weird cases and then zoomed in on people who shove carrots up their pooters. the ladies looked scandalized. i almost broke down. he just farted in the other room.

05-03-2018, 05:05 PM	#7428
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i did NOT get into university of chicago and now i must attend depaul. unless i get into university of southern california, but i would only seriously consider that with a full-ride so i'm not too concerned about having to make that decision.

05-03-2018, 05:07 PM	#7429
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	elphy is starving, i'm sharing my uncle's tales of vegetable anal probes, and all you can talk about is your education? pshaw!

05-03-2018, 05:48 PM	#7436
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	If you're feeling really fancy, mix some catfood in there.

05-03-2018, 05:51 PM	#7438
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	you can learn to cook some vegetables and beans and then you'll have vitamins and minerals as a bonus

05-03-2018, 05:53 PM	#7439
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	1lb bag of lentils or brown rice 1lb bag of beans = $2/3-4 meals. put in some hot sauce or something.