Billy Plans to Couch Surf with Fans While Making Documentary Called "America"

[enthusaroo]

http://www.stereogum.com/1857473/bil...america/news/?

next project please

[SlingeroGuitaro]

He's making it great again

[Cool As Ice Cream]

where does it say he plans to couch surf?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

where does it say the documentary will be called "america"?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

great thread title, enthusaroo. well done!

[DemonUnicorns]

Thanks CAIC, those posts are lovely.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

next thread, please.

[VoxUpDoc]

aka. Billy Corgan Subtly Pushes His Breitbart-Bullshit Politics & Sell His Next Record to the Kind of People Who Listen to Alex Jones, Titled "'Murica!"

[seign]

His website is horrid and terrible to navigate through. And that last blog post of his read like something out of a book in Skyrim.

[fuzzyroes]

I can't even visit it without it freezing shit for 3 minutes.

That's what you get for making a website with "Wix"

[crabshack]

In Frank Capra's indomitable film 'Mr. Smith Goes To Washington', a wide-eyed doe of a man...

Stops reading and googles "what is a doe" just to be sure.

Closes tabs.

[Araneae]

Originally Posted by crabshack

Stops reading and googles "what is a doe" just to be sure.

Closes tabs.

Were you bothered by Billy's pretentious writing style or the fact that he doesn't know that a "doe" is a female deer?

[crabshack]

both and the last one

[run2pee]

I agree it was nauseatingly convoluted horseshit, but you know I was thinking: if it were lyrics, it's certainly better than anything off EMTEA.

So what is this again? bill and a vietnam veteran are going to come to my house and watch me send text messages to learn about America? Then ask if they can look at photos of my dead grandad? Then I will take them to the local walmurt so they can see where we hang out in America?

[run2pee]

Anybody else think it's so bill to head out on this Great American Road Trip before the tour rather than spend another precious instant with poor lil squalling Auggy Jupe and the baby's poor unsmiling unwed mother?

[Araneae]

Originally Posted by crabshack

both and the last one

I would have also taken issue with him using the word "indomitable" in that context. It just doesn't fit. He often seems to not know what certain words actually mean.

I stopped reading after a few sentences. He most certainly needs an editor. I can only imagine what a mess his "memoir" is right now.

[Have A Headache]

Originally Posted by Araneae

Were you bothered by Billy's pretentious writing style or the fact that he doesn't know that a "doe" is a female deer?

He most certainly meant "doe-eyed man" instead of "wide-eyed doe of a man".

He's a musician... how does he not know the fucking Do-Re-Mi song?

Jesus, what a shitshow he's become. Come stay at my house, Billy, so my white trash friends and I can spend two days kicking the shit out of you with the dulcet tones of the 'Ransom' soundtrack as accompaniment.

[teh b0lly!!1]

god this man is bored to tears

every project outlames the previous one, which was mightily cringey in its own right. truly an impressive feat

[FoolofaTook]

"For what stands left of the temples of Rome but what the Caesars forgot to destroy?"

-William

[T&T]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

where does it say he plans to couch surf?

do we have to sign up for a www.couchsurfing.com account?

[TheAeroplane]

If Billy was truly couch surfing thru the US, you'd see all the little loser cunts of netphoria who insult Billy on a daily basis, you'd see them all spreading their ass cheeks wide open begging Billy to stay with them.

[T&T]

BillyCorgan:BugChaser

[Cool As Ice Cream]

this is one of those bc "projects" that won't even make it onto those "broken promises" lists. people won't even bother including this.

[bardy]

Who leaves a 3 month old son to couch surf with some cranky guy?

[Corgan's Bluff]

Originally Posted by bardy

Who leaves a 3 month old son to couch surf with some cranky guy?

And then he plays "Song for a Son" in his PRISON MOTEL-clip...

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by bardy

Who leaves a 3 month old son to couch surf with some cranky guy?

Narcissists can't handle babies b/c babies don't care about your genius or your pain or your revelations from god. They just poop and cry, poop and cry, poop and cry

[FoolofaTook]

kinda like netphorians, huh?

amirite loolololol