A question for the guys (no girls allowed!)

[FlamingGlobes]

Does this ever happen to you: You pee, you thoroughly shake "it" off, put "it" away and then have a little bit of pee dribble down your leg after the fact?

[FlamingGlobes]

Follow-up question: isn't this like the worst thing ever?

[Shallowed]

yes

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Does this ever happen to you: You pee, you thoroughly shake "it" off, put "it" away and then have a little bit of pee dribble down your leg after the fact?

First try to push it out. Like flex it so you're pressing outward. That usually gets a good but out. The rest is just remnants floating in your urethra. Gotta whip it around a little to get those last drops to come through. Then you're good.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Follow-up question: isn't this like the worst thing ever?

Legitimately the worst part of being a man, which is to say it's fucking great and this is totally minimal because our genitals are by far the best. Wut wuuuuut

[FoolofaTook]

Lol duo

but yeah this happens to me. so sometimes i use a little toilet paper to dry my soggy foreskin.

[crabshack]

I love that thing where you think you're finished so you try to squirt the last bits of piss out but you find yourself squirting 25-30 bursts before you realize you aren't nearly done so you just let it go and you're like "holy fuck what was i thinking"

[crabshack]

also love being halfway through a piss and thinking "fuck this" so you pinch it off and sit down for the rest.

[FoolofaTook]

I like sitting tbh. But sometimes its just quicker standing. Also you feel somewhat like a proud urinating stallion.

[yo soy el mejor]

i just love to pee

[duovamp]

You like sitting? You must have entirely too much time on your hands.

[run2pee]

Yes, this is the worst and I have no tips or tricks to share other than never trust a weiner that seems to be telling you he's done peeing. Keep shaking that bad boy until you're sure

[qwerty sp]

I have trick for this. To avoid a pee stain in public, seperate your trousers from unders and just let the unders 'take one for the team' After a few seconds release trousers back to normal

And no ones the wiser

[ohnoitsbonnie]

This isn't normal. You all have chlamydia

[FoolofaTook]

For once I agree with poots.

[buzzard]

The musk content of urine is essential in attracting a mate, where the object of one's procreative ambitions is particularly susceptible to the allure of its scent at peak estrogen production.

That's why you should always leave a droplet or two of piss on your trousers.

[FoolofaTook]

Your saying if I wet myself the musk will attract the Lovely Yesenia unto me?

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by duovamp

First try to push it out. Like flex it so you're pressing outward. That usually gets a good but out. The rest is just remnants floating in your urethra. Gotta whip it around a little to get those last drops to come through. Then you're good.

This.

The drippage happens most frequently if you just undo the zipper on your trousers and yank it out through the undergarment hole. Better to go over the top of the boxers or tighty-whities (without having any undergarment contact with the scrotum) if you don't want any accidents. That's why that episode of Curb Your Enthusiam episode with the "Over the Fence" boxer-shorts was so funny.

Hope this helps,

Dr. Fuzz

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Poots

You can wiggle and jiggle and do a dance, but the last three drops go down your pants.

Remember this handy Boy Scout riddle whenever you're lost in the woods or in a survival situation and you'll always get piss on yourself.

shake it once that's fine, shakes it twice that's okay, shake it three times: you're playing with yourself again

***octave barre-chord bridge***

[fuzzyroes]

well if your balls have total freedom then you wouldn't need to press under em. usually you got underwear and pants pressed against them and it's holding in the urine

[myosis]

to OP: yes, and it's not the worst that can happen

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by ciGarski

press under your balls and it squirts the remainder out.

what?

[LaBelle]

Can anyone explain or justify why guys like to pee around the toilet and not in it?

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by ciGarski

doesn't any one do this?: press under your balls and it squirts the remainder out. i'm kinda scared how reliant i've become on this trick. like there's major drippage if i don't.

try it, it all gets out.

also, sitting and peeing is the letterman trick to not getting any on your pants before going on stage.

howard stern wraps TP around it to absorb the drippage too.

That can't be right.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Can anyone explain or justify why guys like to pee around the toilet and not in it?

Sumtimes u miss

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

well if your balls have total freedom then you wouldn't need to press under em. usually you got underwear and pants pressed against them and it's holding in the urine

Let me get this straight...urine comes from my balls???

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Sumtimes u miss

Sometimes should mean less than 50% of the time.

[myosis]

as you get older the prostate gets in the way so the flow might not be all straight and uniform

[FoolofaTook]

50%??? I sure hope so. You really shouldn't miss more than 4.76-9.3% of the time. (These are rough estimates).

And always lift the seat.

[freshfacedyouth]

"dribble down your leg"? definitely haven't had that happen while my pants are up

after pissing i always accept that i'm going to leave a drip or two of piss on my boxer briefs. it's no biggie