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Old 09-05-2017, 02:22 PM   #121
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How dear you say Wata has bear hands

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 02:24 PM   #122
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32 days... o god my flutering heart!!

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 02:24 PM   #123
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Lol flutering

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 04:52 PM   #124
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are you seriously going to teach reading in china? does that enclude spelling?

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 04:53 PM   #125
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can i have another compliment?

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 04:55 PM   #126
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I am typing with my thumbs.

Also I am stoned.

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 04:56 PM   #127
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And I said bear hands on purpose all ironic like.

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:04 PM   #128
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Good luck getting weed in china. Do you know the penalty for getting caught with pot in the PRC? Your nuts will be cut off and cooked in a General Tso chicken dish that you will be forced to eat.

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 11:44 PM   #129
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I'm not sure if you can really call it a chicken dish at that point.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 01:32 AM   #130
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in scotland, if you're caught smoking weed, shooting heroin or having sex with attractive underage girls who are still in school, they cut your fookin balls off and toss it in the toilet.

and don't even get me started on that toilet ya doss cunt.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 07:05 AM   #131
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I've lived in China and bought and smoked hash in Beijing you stupid fuck Poots...

GOD I HATE YOU

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 09:25 AM   #132
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del

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:45 AM   #133
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No you didn't took, that was just oregano. Fool of a Took indeed.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 12:35 PM   #134
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Quote:
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And I said bear hands on purpose all ironic like.
what about flutering?

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 03:04 PM   #135
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Old 09-06-2017, 03:26 PM   #136
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enclude spelling
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:13 PM   #137
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the word ******* is censored which gave me a whole other way to bust his chops

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:14 PM   #138
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and you a chance to feel smart, too

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:21 PM   #139
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wub a lub a dub dub

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:32 PM   #140
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include. there.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:33 PM   #141
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another chance to feel smart that I took without thinking twice.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 05:11 PM   #142
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Flutering was becos of thumb.typing

poots you are right. the weed i bought in beijing was some of thw worst weed ever. but the HASH was legit nepalese, bitch.

 
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Old 09-06-2017, 05:12 PM   #143
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And flutering was an error that turned out beautiful

a flutering heart. how precious!

 
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