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Old 09-13-2017, 05:35 PM   #3241
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"i don't want to talk about anything, i just want to complain about what you talk about"

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 05:38 PM   #3242
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Old 09-13-2017, 05:39 PM   #3243
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that's actually right on

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 05:55 PM   #3244
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Old 09-13-2017, 05:58 PM   #3245
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you know what is NOT punk? chicago pizza

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:03 PM   #3246
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this disrespect of chicago pizza must stop

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:04 PM   #3247
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this is a civilized fucking society!

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:04 PM   #3248
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Today a customer told me he killed countless women and children in Vietnam and regrets nothing

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:10 PM   #3249
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he screams in horror every night, sleepless in his filthy bed, writhing from his sins

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:29 PM   #3250
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Today a customer told me he killed countless women and children in Vietnam and regrets nothing
well did he at least have the common decency to order a custom frame or at least a mat job or two?

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:36 PM   #3251
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Old 09-13-2017, 07:14 PM   #3252
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Got some potatoes and cooked one

Yo this is like 8 meals for $5

even better value than the baguette

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 07:33 PM   #3253
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My living situation is so Ace right now I already have next month's rent+bills banked rest of my pay is just gravy

when I leave work I have no obligations

I don't have to "go out" my gf prefers to spin records with me when we're not working (kind of a rare occurrence though unfortunately)

My job as manager now is really easy I just straighten shelves and talk to vendors and customers that need to speak to "someone in charge" (they're probably dismayed when it's just another young 20 something dude) count the deposit at the end of the day

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:01 PM   #3254
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Today a customer told me he killed countless women and children in Vietnam and regrets nothing
Next time hurry up with the Big Mac and maybe he won't talk so much.

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:04 PM   #3255
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My living situation is so Ace right now I already have next month's rent+bills banked rest of my pay is just gravy

when I leave work I have no obligations

I don't have to "go out" my gf prefers to spin records with me when we're not working (kind of a rare occurrence though unfortunately)

My job as manager now is really easy I just straighten shelves and talk to vendors and customers that need to speak to "someone in charge" (they're probably dismayed when it's just another young 20 something dude) count the deposit at the end of the day
get your gf to post here

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:08 PM   #3256
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I knew a kid named Blake growing up. He was basically a chubby version of Todd from Beavis and Butthead. One semester we shared the same home economics class and, while learning to sew, he laughed maniacally and exclaimed "I'M JACK THE SEAM RIPPER!!!"

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Old 09-13-2017, 09:54 PM   #3257
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My living situation is so Ace right now I already have next month's rent+bills banked rest of my pay is just gravy

when I leave work I have no obligations

I don't have to "go out" my gf prefers to spin records with me when we're not working (kind of a rare occurrence though unfortunately)

My job as manager now is really easy I just straighten shelves and talk to vendors and customers that need to speak to "someone in charge" (they're probably dismayed when it's just another young 20 something dude) count the deposit at the end of the day
Right on, that sounds fucking awesome. Keep on prospering and enjoying yourself man. That's what lifes all about.

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:55 PM   #3258
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Yeah, but he hates pizza. How happy can his life really be?

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:58 PM   #3259
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I knew a kid named Blake growing up. He was basically a chubby version of Todd from Beavis and Butthead. One semester we shared the same home economics class and, while learning to sew, he laughed maniacally and exclaimed "I'M JACK THE SEAM RIPPER!!!"

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Lmfao

good ole high school. It's hilarious that they make sewing mandatory. I remember when we had to do it that I just got some nerdy Christian chick to do all mine lol.

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:02 PM   #3260
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Yeah, but he hates pizza. How happy can his life really be?
I love pizza as much as the next regular guy, but the man has a bit of a point...

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:53 PM   #3261
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get your gf to post pics here
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:53 PM   #3262
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Lmfao

good ole high school. It's hilarious that they make sewing mandatory. I remember when we had to do it that I just got some nerdy Christian chick to do all mine lol.
basic sewing is a good skill to have. but you can figure it out yourself without much difficulty. it's like changing a tire. learn how to do it once and i guarantee you'll have a need to do it sometime in your life and will be glad you know how

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:00 PM   #3263
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Yeah that's true. I guess it's just hard to see it reasonably when you're 14 or whatever though lol

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:15 PM   #3264
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You didn't have buttons on your shirt at 14?

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Old 09-13-2017, 11:20 PM   #3265
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basic sewing is a good skill to have. but you can figure it out yourself without much difficulty. it's like changing a tire. learn how to do it once and i guarantee you'll have a need to do it sometime in your life and will be glad you know how
"learning" how to sew is 10000 times easier than changing a tire.

sewing is like combing your hair. it's a natural instinct. i'm certainly not trying to high-road anyone but i don't understand it when anyone says that they can't or don't know how to sew. it's seriously as easy as showing someone how glue works.

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:26 PM   #3266
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i agree but i don't think everyone sees it that way.

changing a tire is pretty easy to know how to do it just can be shitty if it's too tight or whatever, plus if you fuck something up you could die

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:35 PM   #3267
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changing a tire is pretty easy to know how to do it just can be shitty if it's too tight or whatever, plus if you fuck something up you could die
RIGHT, which is why sewing is extremely easy.

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:37 PM   #3268
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hot take -> if you're a man and you don't know how to sew, you don't know how to have sex

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:39 PM   #3269
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oh that reminds me, i was talking to this new guy at work and trying to get him to slow down his process and he tells me "i only know one speed" and i laughed and asked him how old he was.

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:41 PM   #3270
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i can't think of where "one speed only" is good for anything, except for maybe ancient factory equipment, and that stuff looks fairly slow and steady. ie: its certainly not fast and reckless.

 
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