Dammit, I can't masturbate!

TheJoker · 11-07-2002, 09:18 PM

Now my sister's home from college, she's gonna hover over me forever. How can I still whack it now she's home all the time?

Mayonaise. · 11-07-2002, 09:26 PM

I couldn't help myself last night. I was so stressed that I just knew it was the only way I was going to get to sleep.

TheJoker · 11-07-2002, 09:31 PM

yeah, i know what you mean. I'm alright now though. I finished myself quick while she was outside talking. Phew. Now I can continue with life. To the phones!!!!

spa ced · 11-07-2002, 09:33 PM

Do it in the shower.

TheJoker · 11-07-2002, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sp_aced
Do it in the shower.

But it's not the asme. I like staring at the computer screen watching and listening to a 17 year old getting banged on a kitcken table

11-07-2002, 09:18 PM	#1
TheJoker Apocalyptic Poster Location: Seattle Posts: 3,292	Dammit, I can't masturbate! Now my sister's home from college, she's gonna hover over me forever. How can I still whack it now she's home all the time?

11-07-2002, 09:33 PM	#4
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	Do it in the shower. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. No contaban con mi astucia!

11-07-2002, 09:26 PM	#2
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 356	I couldn't help myself last night. I was so stressed that I just knew it was the only way I was going to get to sleep.

11-07-2002, 09:31 PM	#3
TheJoker Apocalyptic Poster Location: Seattle Posts: 3,292	yeah, i know what you mean. I'm alright now though. I finished myself quick while she was outside talking. Phew. Now I can continue with life. To the phones!!!!