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Old Yesterday, 09:00 PM   #6361
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doctors are quacks, everything they say and do is bullshit that rarely helps, and are a good solution if you want to trouble yourself going to a clinic only to get pissed off for wasting your time unless you have AIDS or something

"hmmm. severe intestinal convulsions, throwing up pus and blood, and one eye popped inside your skull due to the pain? let me prescribe some advil for you. have you tried volunteering?"

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:46 PM   #6362
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drinkin Orange juice

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:51 PM   #6363
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Elph, you should be taking 1 or 2 vitamin C tablets daily... You can usually find em in a container of 90 at Wal-Mart for like 5 bucks. I also recommend taking B12 tablets

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:57 PM   #6364
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would piss all that out

 
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Old Yesterday, 10:23 PM   #6365
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doctors are quacks, everything they say and do is bullshit that rarely helps, and are a good solution if you want to trouble yourself going to a clinic only to get pissed off for wasting your time unless you have AIDS or something

"hmmm. severe intestinal convulsions, throwing up pus and blood, and one eye popped inside your skull due to the pain? let me prescribe some advil for you. have you tried volunteering?"
sometimes i feel like they are too scared to properly medicate because of prescription drug crises (in the US, duh). for example, after my spinal wore off post c section, i was given only 3 shots of demerol in the leg and then was switched to hydrocodone (which i had changed to percocet because come on) and IV toradol. and i had just had my STOMACH AND UTERUS CUT OPEN and couldn't walk for two days. unfun times. i have had the shittiest doctors and i'm excluding mental health "professionals" here because that is a whole 'nother bag of PATHETIC.

 
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Old Yesterday, 10:34 PM   #6366
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Old Yesterday, 10:37 PM   #6367
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Old Today, 03:01 AM   #6368
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yes elphy listen to fuzzy he's giving you advice and recommendations he is not retarded

 
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Old Today, 03:45 AM   #6369
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I have only gone to the doctor for my yearly check up for a while now.
Being healthy is uneventful (but cheap, thank you dog).

 
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Old Today, 03:50 AM   #6370
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i believe in being healthy from the INSIDE ~

 
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Old Today, 03:57 AM   #6371
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yes elphy listen to fuzzy he's giving you advice and recommendations he is not retarded
look man to be fair on both the grand scales of "shit fuzzy has said on this board" and "advice people have given to elph on this board", this is possibly the least stupid on both. Like, the kid does look like he could use some vitamins. Probably just some sun.

 
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Old Today, 04:32 AM   #6372
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he is not retarded

 
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Old Today, 05:10 AM   #6373
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Are you a retard?
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Old Today, 08:53 AM   #6374
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shocking

 
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Old Today, 09:40 AM   #6375
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taking vitamin C and vitamin B12 tablets is still very poor advice for a flu.

 
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