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Old 09-06-2019, 03:12 PM   #1261
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you don't need a hyphen for man up

f o o l

 
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Old 09-06-2019, 04:01 PM   #1262
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that was a test. i did that on purpose, i swear.

 
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Old 09-06-2019, 04:07 PM   #1263
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you've been spending too much time around the Mikey Campbells of this world... getting SOFT where it matters: your grammar usage on the internet

 
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Old 09-06-2019, 05:01 PM   #1264
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ur dad's been getting soft















































































































































































 
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Old 09-07-2019, 02:36 AM   #1265
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thought I bombed my first math test but I actually got a 90%

that's cutting it too close and I'll need to put in more work, but I can do this

math is the one subject I'm worried about as far as community college, get an A in this class and I think I can go on to make the Dean's List

 
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Old 09-07-2019, 02:43 AM   #1266
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That's when you must gather up yo soy's warrior spirit and hiss some invectives at them to make them respect their surroundings and community
and if that don't work i email the professor a nice little note lettin' her know about the distracting student and usually they've been privy to it for a while and i give them reason to call it out in class and out loud. there's an upshot to being a thirty something in college. idgaf. and teachers always like me.

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Old 09-07-2019, 03:08 AM   #1267
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Anyway, I'm even better at demonstrating my moral purity by throwing my vote away. I always vote for the Buddha.

 
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Old 09-07-2019, 05:32 AM   #1268
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you can't subtract.
but his math was right

I should know

 
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Old 09-07-2019, 10:19 AM   #1269
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My boobs this morning bc little guy decided to sleep in.

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Old 09-07-2019, 11:37 AM   #1270
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Whoa dude

 
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Old 09-07-2019, 11:38 AM   #1271
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I had no idea you were from Germany

 
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Old 09-07-2019, 09:05 PM   #1272
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Nope And I’ve never tried coke with Fanta and no I won’t try it ever.

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:33 AM   #1273
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last week i was offered a teaching assistant job at the university of chicago for an extended day program. i would have made it work, but it's 45 minutes to an hour from my house on public transportation so that would have been close to 8 hours of commuting a week. that's precious time, baby.

anyway. on friday i got offered another job as an ESL instructor i had applied and interviewed for but didn't get. someone left and they changed their minds. it's 6 - 9pm, M-Th, plus 5 hours of a curriculum building every week. that's means i will have most of the day time hours to tend to class and personal matters. And it's only 15 minutes away and i will be teaching class alone instead of assisting in someone else's room.

v glad to have this figured out right before school starts (tomorrow).

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 04:37 PM   #1274
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45 mins is way too long a commute for my blood

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 04:39 PM   #1275
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I bought a Tesla recently and one of the things you can do is name the car

I was gonna call it a Flyer because of some other nerd shit I like, but guess what the original owners called it.....it's a red car, btw

Ruby. Which fucking blows my idea out of the water. And since it has so many cameras and sensors, you could almost say I'd be looking.....

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Old 09-08-2019, 04:45 PM   #1276
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i thought u were going to rehab. you bought a car instead? or did someone else pay for it?

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 05:01 PM   #1277
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I decorated for Halloween today. In early September. I don't even like fall. It looks good though.

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 05:41 PM   #1278
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i thought u were going to rehab. you bought a car instead? or did someone else pay for it?
Choose option A or B

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 07:22 PM   #1279
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I bought a Tesla recently and one of the things you can do is name the car

I was gonna call it a Flyer because of some other nerd shit I like, but guess what the original owners called it.....it's a red car, btw

Ruby. Which fucking blows my idea out of the water. And since it has so many cameras and sensors, you could almost say I'd be looking.....

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Arenít Teslaís mad expensive? Ballpark number Ram, about how much did you spend?

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 07:35 PM   #1280
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I bought a Tesla recently and one of the things you can do is name the car

I was gonna call it a Flyer because of some other nerd shit I like, but guess what the original owners called it.....it's a red car, btw

Ruby. Which fucking blows my idea out of the water. And since it has so many cameras and sensors, you could almost say I'd be looking.....

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Are you fucking KIDDING ME?

The universe itself serves you an opportunity like this, and you don't call it THE STARSHIP?

FUCK YOU, RAM! AN ODE YOU YOU!

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 07:48 PM   #1281
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Elon Musk will be the first person to die on Mars.

He'll also be the first person to be executed on Mars.

 
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Old 09-08-2019, 08:01 PM   #1282
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Choose option A or B
someone def bought it for him.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 01:02 AM   #1283
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i thought u were going to rehab. you bought a car instead? or did someone else pay for it?
rehab tomo at 9am. maybe rehab isn't the greatest word ever - it's an intensive outpatient thing, so i can still work in the evenings and pay for my starship.

i bought the car like a few weeks ago. my dad also bought a tesla, so gave me his old convertible to trade in to help towards my tesla

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Arenít Teslaís mad expensive? Ballpark number Ram, about how much did you spend?
it's a model 3 which is the budget version. $44k but my dad's old car fetched like $14k, then as a birthday gift my parents paid 1.5k down, I paid 1.5k down, and now i have a $27k auto loan woo

if anything/everything goes tits up i'm sure i can trade it in for a garbage ass 95 minivan

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Are you fucking KIDDING ME?

The universe itself serves you an opportunity like this, and you don't call it THE STARSHIP?

FUCK YOU, RAM! AN ODE YOU YOU!
i was definitely toying with calling it 'the starship' or some variation. but it came as Ruby and that just seemed too perfect

Not sure if I like TTEOR or Obscured more atm

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Old 09-09-2019, 11:03 AM   #1284
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ram27 is suddenly striking me as a different type of monte


 
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Old 09-09-2019, 11:41 AM   #1285
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no that's me. i'm montevil.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 11:46 AM   #1286
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maybe you're like monte to someone else.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 11:58 AM   #1287
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45 mins is way too long a commute for my blood
30 minutes is standard for what i expect to travel. 45 minutes is a long time, but for some things it just needs to done. 1 hour or more is for special occasions or if it's a job telling me I need to make that trip, I will ask to be paid for travel time or have an Uber reimbursed.

Your commutes are alone in a vehicle without the general public to keep you company so I bet a 45 minute commute for you goes a little differently for me.

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 12:13 PM   #1288
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i bought the car like a few weeks ago. my dad also bought a tesla, so gave me his old convertible to trade in to help towards my tesla



it's a model 3 which is the budget version. $44k but my dad's old car fetched like $14k, then as a birthday gift my parents paid 1.5k down, I paid 1.5k down, and now i have a $27k auto loan woo

if anything/everything goes tits up i'm sure i can trade it in for a garbage ass 95 minivan
Ok thatís what I thought! Thatís quite a chunk of change. But a good investment thatís for sure! Youíll have to post of pic!

 
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Old 09-09-2019, 01:25 PM   #1289
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Old 09-11-2019, 08:44 PM   #1290
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