Help me decode this Catherine Wheel PM

[pavementtune]

Also in my experience, it's best to use two hands when handling a microwave. Preferably hands that don't smell of baby.

[qwerty sp]

What is your favourite Pavement tune?

[pavementtune]

ur dad

[qwerty sp]

my dad is mr Gold Soundz

[smashingjj]

We have a turning knob, thread does not apply

[FoolofaTook]

ur dad has a turning knob

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Disco King

"He uses two hands" was a mocking statement suggesting that CW considers it a "threesome" when he masturbates with two hands.

Anybody with comprehension skills and the ability to read sardonic, non-literal uses of language would pick up on this.

CW, on the other hand, interpreted it as somebody expressing interest in him sexually.

oh, this is what CW was referring to? looool

if anyone could be that dense, it's him.

btw, this is not playing along. this is just making a post. cimani likes to pretend something exciting (to him) is always going on cause he's actually bored n lonely. just a guess, though.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

Also in my experience, it's best to use two hands when handling a microwave. Preferably hands that don't smell of baby.

hey. if you are serious and not just playing around, you should email me. i've got your microwave right here.

[Catherine Wheel]

Bored and lonely are 2 completely different things. You act one way when you are bored and another way when you are lonely. Just like transparency. You act one way when you are transparent and another way when you aren’t.

[yo soy el mejor]

bored, boring, and lonely

[qwerty sp]

[Catherine Wheel]

It’s just funny you throw them together like that. Like you can’t understand or explain someone’s behavior so it just must be both. Or neither.

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel

It’s just funny you throw them together like that. Like you can’t understand or explain someone’s behavior so it just must be both. Or neither.

[bright_doom]

There is a great deal of mischievousness and sarcasm in this thread imo

[Catherine Wheel]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

bored, boring, and lonely

This is why you are bachelor in your mid 30s with a huge post count. You act even less mature than you claim I do.

[Catherine Wheel]

Or was that my cue to say something exciting to you to prove I’m not boring

[Catherine Wheel]

In the other thread I was saying something uninteresting and in here I’m boring. This is high school.

[Catherine Wheel]

You reveal yourself more and more without being aware of it. Everything is about proving to you something. You let your guard down without being aware of it.

[Mals Marola]

so, anybody got an answer to who the "she" could be in that private message? i'm simply drawing a blank!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

ban this fuck

[FoolofaTook]

no. we should embrace him, taking him in the burly, yet gentle, arms of christian compassion.

[FoolofaTook]

https://www.gerhardy.id.au/images/jesus210808_02.jpg

[Mals Marola]

i almost want to ban him just for making my PM box 98% full! now i have to decide which of my precious messages to delete? but what if i'm audited???

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

We have a turning knob, thread does not apply

I didn't know these existed until I stayed in a shitty hotel. I must be rich.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

i almost want to ban him just for making my PM box 98% full! now i have to decide which of my precious messages to delete? but what if i'm audited???

dude: SHARE

[Mals Marola]

dude: that's literally the first thing i did in this thread

[FoolofaTook]

i know. i want more.

[Mals Marola]

there is no more, that was the entire message. it just happened to go into an inbox that was already 96% full

namely, my inbox

[FoolofaTook]

yeah and it was already full of CATERING WHEEL MASSAGES

like literally spill the proverbial beans man.

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

hey. if you are serious and not just playing around, you should email me. i've got your microwave right here.

Who could say no to that!
When I looked up your contact details on AmericanNative.com, I saw you have ovens, too - can I get a discount for four hands, I mean for microwave and oven? According to my typology test, I'm a metropolitan polyheatenist.