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05-28-2018, 01:01 PM | #1 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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New coat, huh?
That's nice
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05-28-2018, 01:01 PM | #2 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Did you buy it?
Yeah, right You seeing that rich motherfucker again You know who I'm talking about That slicked back paddy with all the gold in his mouth Don't try to play me for yesterday's fool Because I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week I'm sorry baby, that's the rules I pay the rent in this raggedy motherfucker And all you do is suck up food and heat Say what? Oh yeah? For someone who can't stand them T.V. dinners You sure eat enough of them motherfuckers Who bought you that diamond ring? Yeah, right Since when did you have a job? You seeing that rich motherfucker again What's his name? Bob? Bob, ain't that a bitch? What's he do for a living? Manage rock stars? Who? Prince? Ain't that a bitch? That skinny motherfucker with the high voice? Please, who do I look like baby? Yesterday's fool? Don't you know I will kill you now? You're fucking right I gotta gun You think I don't? Then what's this? Oh, you quiet now Uh uh! Little? Yeah, right. It might be little but it's loud |
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05-28-2018, 01:02 PM | #3 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Yeah, right
Uh uh! Now put that suitcase down And go in there And put on that wig I bought you No, No No, No The reddish-brown one Bob, ain't that a bitch? Oh Gotcha Got ya Hey Bob, if you're out there, let me see you dance You said you was funky C'mon, c'mon Ain't that a bitch? Bob (Come out with your hands up) I'll kick your ass (This is your last warning) Think I won't? (Oh no! The nigga's got a laser) (Let's get the hell out of here) |
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05-28-2018, 01:04 PM | #4 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Is Mr. George home?
Hello, Mr. George? This is your conscience, motherfucker (that responds to his call, when) Why don't you leave motherfuckers alone? (slowed down to about two rpm, says) What's wrong with you? ("Operator, what city please?") Well, why can't we just dance? Why can't we just dance? No, fuck that, fuck that I don't talk about you, I don't talk about you Wit' yo' little almond-shaped head ass Who the fuck do you think this is? I'll kick your ass... twice Bob, if you're out there Let me see you dance You said you were funky, c'mon B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what'd it say Same motherfucking shit Turn it out Bob, ain't that a bitch? |
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05-28-2018, 04:41 PM | #5 |
Immortal
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05-28-2018, 05:02 PM | #6 |
Ownz
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El doo-doo.
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05-30-2018, 12:11 PM | #7 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
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If your body needs water
Keep on dancing cuz you oughta Keep the blood flowing down to your feet Brother Lois should be around in a minute With a bucket filled with squirrel meat The blood is real good if you drink it real fast But the aftertaste just lasts and lasts If you kiss somebody, you want to party all night All right! Su-per-funk-y-cal-i-frag-i-sexy |
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