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Old 12-15-2017, 10:54 PM   #31
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I just want to leave milk and cookies out for Santa Claus

 
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Old 12-15-2017, 11:31 PM   #32
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I want to drain all of you of your will to live

 
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Old 12-15-2017, 11:32 PM   #33
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Also, I'd like a better guitar amp. I've just been using a mini Marshall practice amp.

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:09 AM   #34
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That's gimmick infringement right there
you mean gimmick enhancement! don't hate

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:28 AM   #35
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win the lottery

but a place to stay in 2018 would be great too

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:39 AM   #36
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you mean gimmick enhancement! don't hate
hahah
was just goofin' there's no hate <3

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:42 AM   #37
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a decent haircut

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 10:52 AM   #38
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For my husband to have more days off, before he has to go back to work. He's so tired at the moment.

And for the perfect house to suddenly show up, now that the house in Australia has sold and we can buy something we actually want to live in. Maybe.

My husband wants to buy land and build tiny houses and be debt free, so I kind of...want to not get that, for Christmas.

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:08 AM   #39
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two vcr's

eight watches

a techno band

Paul Hem

a Swedish psychology/psychiatry diploma

to touch lipps and butts

Gish month

a pig

in a cage

on antibiotics

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:10 AM   #40
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I don't want nothin'. I bought myself an xbox1 this year and anyone else who wants to get me something can donate money to planned parenthood in my name.
Do you own a 360 too?

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:11 AM   #41
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to boldly go where no man has gone before

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:15 AM   #42
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what do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They orbit around uranus looking for klingons

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:15 AM   #43
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goodbye

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:18 PM   #44
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Weakest suicide note ever.

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:21 PM   #45
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a decent haircut
God forbid. I have nightmares about this.

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:46 PM   #46
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Weakest suicide note ever.
Geez, I'm not some kind of suicide note expert!

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 01:01 PM   #47
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just a quiet, peaceful death

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:52 PM   #48
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Did anyone ever catch "Santa" in the act of putting presents under the Christmas tree?
I for one did not,

(Ignorance is bliss)

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 08:57 PM   #49
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Did anyone ever catch "Santa" in the act of putting presents under the Christmas tree?
I for one did not,

(Ignorance is bliss)
no, but the handwriting on santa's thank you note looked suspiciously familiar

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 09:18 PM   #50
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just a quiet, peaceful death
this christmas?

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 09:21 PM   #51
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no, but the handwriting on santa's thank you note looked suspiciously familiar
That is hilarious

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 10:39 PM   #52
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"it was all your fault"

#suicideletterideas

 
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:07 PM   #53
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Goodbye, cruel world. GOD knows I'm innocent. 9/11.

- Cam -

 
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Old 12-17-2017, 10:14 AM   #54
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no, but the handwriting on santa's thank you note looked suspiciously familiar
Santa sent you Thank You letters? Weird.

But yeah, the handwriting on the tags was the tipoff. I was 7. I was like "Santa is you; there is no Santa is there?" to my mom and she was like "Yep."

 
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Old 12-17-2017, 10:28 AM   #55
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My youth back

 
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Old 12-17-2017, 11:54 AM   #56
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a Swedish psychology/psychiatry diploma


a pig

in a cage

on antibiotics
christmas came early!

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I'm 28 years old. I live with my girlfriend in Stockholm, Sweden. I have a masters degree in 'Modern Psychology', but I'm currently studying the Swedish law part-time. On average I make approximately 51000 € each year. I play in two bands, one is a fusion of pop and jazz, and the other one is a straight out alt rock project.

I play 7 instruments, I just recently started learning drums during spring.

I'm not afraid to say I'm not successful, no. And yes, I probably have the best outlook on these people posting here since I am indeed a psychiatrist. People PAY ME to analyze their minds. And I cannot say yours is looking very shrewd.


 
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Old 12-17-2017, 12:02 PM   #57
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Santa sent you Thank You letters? Weird.
it was just a hand-written note left next to the empty glass of milk and plate of cookie leavings

 
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Old 12-17-2017, 04:51 PM   #58
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There is nothing left to live for.

I've been out-your-mothered, seen the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and had it revealed unto me that lesbian porn is a lie.

Death is all that remains.

 
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Old 12-17-2017, 04:56 PM   #59
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nay, it is here where life truly begins

 
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Old 12-17-2017, 04:56 PM   #60
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figuratively

 
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