are monte's date threads still available to read? - Page 2

Starla · 10-10-2008, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

.. because they're mormon, they know he's not going to so much as try to kiss them, and they get a free all-expenses paid day out of it.

I wonder if there are very many mormons around here. I don't mind kissing as long as they don't put their tongue in my mouth.

wHATcOLOR · 10-10-2008, 08:34 PM

thanks for that information

Starla · 10-10-2008, 08:36 PM

if I go to the beach I'm not riding horses. that is for damn sure.

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-10-2008, 08:48 PM

I'm afraid of horses and the beach

frugalscotsman · 10-10-2008, 09:16 PM

mormon girls are supposed to be hot so you can marry a bunch of them and fuck nonstop except to go on missions.

barden · 10-10-2008, 09:16 PM

I've ridden a horse on the beach. We saw whales too. It was awesome.
I'm going again at the end of the month with Angie when she gets here.

JokeyLoki · 10-11-2008, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Kahlo

Jesus. I'm pretty hard to freak out in a relationship, but that would have scared the shit out of me.

Floppy Nono · 10-11-2008, 02:56 AM

i'd be more pissed he was too cheap to give me a real flower

Floppy Nono · 10-11-2008, 02:57 AM

or at least cut the shapes a little neater, jesus christ.

Starla · 10-11-2008, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Jesus. I'm pretty hard to freak out in a relationship, but that would have scared the shit out of me.

I like hand made gifts, but if someone handed that to me I'd wonder when cookies, milk and nap time was coming.

Shallowed · 10-11-2008, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

I for one hope Monte wouldn't stop making his date threads. It is fascinating.

It's fascinating just like lab rats are fascinating.

Ever · 10-11-2008, 06:48 AM

Well that's a nice thing to say, lab rats have been the source of much fascination for very clever people for an awful long time.

??? · 10-11-2008, 07:35 AM

anyone else notice that Monte's posts read sorta like Nice Pete's dialog in Achewood

Starla · 10-11-2008, 01:16 PM

I've come to the conclusion that he's reading too many Nicholas Spark's books.

MonteLDS · 10-11-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

i'd be more pissed he was too cheap to give me a real flower

the goal of that date, from the girl i asked out was not to spend over $20 so that was the reason for the paper flower..

and why is this place turning into Montephroia.. it's insane. you guys really have nothing to talk about other than my life?

maybe i need to make more post about my life so at least you guys have some recent information..

BlissedandGone2 · 10-11-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MonteLDS

maybe i need to make more post about my life so at least you guys have some recent information..

dont know if you want to do that, but yes, we want you to.

Floppy Nono · 10-11-2008, 02:23 PM

why didn't you just spend the $20 on cheap booze and condoms?

Shallowed · 10-11-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MonteLDS

and why is this place turning into Montephroia.. it's insane. you guys really have nothing to talk about other than my life?

You bring it upon yourself by posting about your life in the first place.

czr · 10-11-2008, 08:30 PM

my god she's ugly

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-12-2008, 03:10 AM

Why are you guys talking about lab rats :[

ToEachesOwn · 10-13-2008, 12:09 AM

I ended up going past page one tonight in the one thread. I feel filthy being drawn to read the whole thing. I have no clue why. I can't explain it.

On the plus side, I had no clue videos were included:

BlissedandGone2 · 10-13-2008, 12:15 AM

wow monte. you really DO some awesome movie making skills.

that girl also gets scarier and scarier looking as time goes on.

Hate the Hater · 04:33 AM

Shapan · 10-13-2008, 06:42 AM

can we all seriously agree to stop talking about this self-absorbed douchebag? if we all agree to just phase him about maybe he'll go away.

he should just be muted.

D. · 10-13-2008, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MonteLDS

Montephroia

Starla · 10-13-2008, 09:34 AM

Monte, just when this bullshit dies down, you start posting things to incite it again. I'm sick of opening up gen chat and seeing your name up in a fuckbillion threads.

Starla · 10-13-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MonteLDS

the goal of that date, from the girl i asked out was not to spend over $20 so that was the reason for the paper flower..

and why is this place turning into Montephroia.. it's insane. you guys really have nothing to talk about other than my life?

maybe i need to make more post about my life so at least you guys have some recent information..

SOMEONE MAKE THIS STOP

RopeyLopey · 10-14-2008, 12:43 AM

are Monte dates a standard thing, how it goes among Mormons? That they do all this crazy shit, but no sex? I think my view of Mormons is mostly formed by Monte. Is Monte a standard Mormon? Or is he weird even for Mormons?

toase · 09-24-2014, 04:04 PM

how did I end up here? weird

Shallowed · 09-24-2014, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Skradgee

it's friggin' Montephoria around this place

Nothing's changed.

10-13-2008, 12:28 AM	#53
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10-10-2008, 08:34 PM	#32
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	thanks for that information

10-10-2008, 08:36 PM	#33
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	if I go to the beach I'm not riding horses. that is for damn sure.

10-10-2008, 08:48 PM	#34
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	I'm afraid of horses and the beach

10-10-2008, 09:16 PM	#35
frugalscotsman Demi-God Location: i admit i wasnt alive in the 80s but that doesnt mean i havent done research on what kinds of music there was back then Posts: 316	mormon girls are supposed to be hot so you can marry a bunch of them and fuck nonstop except to go on missions.

10-10-2008, 09:16 PM	#36
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,597	I've ridden a horse on the beach. We saw whales too. It was awesome. I'm going again at the end of the month with Angie when she gets here.

10-11-2008, 02:56 AM	#38
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	i'd be more pissed he was too cheap to give me a real flower

10-11-2008, 02:57 AM	#39
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	or at least cut the shapes a little neater, jesus christ.

10-11-2008, 06:48 AM	#42
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	Well that's a nice thing to say, lab rats have been the source of much fascination for very clever people for an awful long time.

10-11-2008, 07:35 AM	#43
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,658	anyone else notice that Monte's posts read sorta like Nice Pete's dialog in Achewood

10-11-2008, 01:16 PM	#44
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	I've come to the conclusion that he's reading too many Nicholas Spark's books.

10-11-2008, 02:23 PM	#47
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	why didn't you just spend the $20 on cheap booze and condoms?

10-11-2008, 08:30 PM	#49
czr Ownz Posts: 764	my god she's ugly

10-12-2008, 03:10 AM	#50
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Why are you guys talking about lab rats :[

10-13-2008, 12:09 AM	#51
ToEachesOwn Serial Dater Location: 50 lbs of peaches equals a bushel. 185 lbs of Eaches equals sexy. Posts: 1,378	I ended up going past page one tonight in the one thread. I feel filthy being drawn to read the whole thing. I have no clue why. I can't explain it. On the plus side, I had no clue videos were included:

10-13-2008, 12:15 AM	#52
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 6,009	wow monte. you really DO some awesome movie making skills. that girl also gets scarier and scarier looking as time goes on.

10-13-2008, 06:42 AM	#54
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,794	can we all seriously agree to stop talking about this self-absorbed douchebag? if we all agree to just phase him about maybe he'll go away. he should just be muted.

10-13-2008, 09:34 AM	#56
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	Monte, just when this bullshit dies down, you start posting things to incite it again. I'm sick of opening up gen chat and seeing your name up in a fuckbillion threads.

10-14-2008, 12:43 AM	#58
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,490	are Monte dates a standard thing, how it goes among Mormons? That they do all this crazy shit, but no sex? I think my view of Mormons is mostly formed by Monte. Is Monte a standard Mormon? Or is he weird even for Mormons?

09-24-2014, 04:04 PM	#59
toase Apocalyptic Poster Location: AA meetings Posts: 4,026	how did I end up here? weird