Pleasant bar-style hangout thread free of political discussion

Come in, let me get you a drink

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Come in, let me get you a drink

Are you trying to get me drunk so you can rape and pillage my country??? It's not going to work, mister! unless you have southern comfort

This band sucks.

Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Are you trying to get me drunk so you can rape and pillage my country??? It's not going to work, mister! unless you have southern comfort

We terrorists like to get drunk and have a good time too lady!

Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
This band sucks.

Have another beer, you can bottle them later

I'll have a cup of coffee.

hey. nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Originally posted by kypper:
I'll have a cup of coffee.

Spanish coffee for sir *slides down table*

Originally posted by Disarmed:
hey. nice shoes, wanna fuck?

You can't see my shoes from there!

I've had a bad day.

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Spanish coffee for sir *slides down table*

yaaak http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif
I wish I could be a bartender http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Originally posted by Mayfuck:
I've had a bad day.

Spilled your coffe, broke your shoelace.....smeared the lipstick on your face???

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You want to sleep with common people like me

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
You can't see my shoes from there!

you mean those aren't your shoes?!!?!? good god, man! you're a freak!

Originally posted by Mayfuck:
I've had a bad day.

Wanna talk about it? *polishes glass*

Originally posted by kypper:
yaaak http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/tongue.gif
I wish I could be a bartender http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Need a job? Got any ID young man?

Originally posted by Disarmed:
you mean those aren't your shoes?!!?!? good god, man! you're a freak!

I think you've had enough lemonade

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Need a job? Got any ID young man?

I'm one of the few here with legitimate ID

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
I think you've had enough lemonade

Originally posted by kypper:
I'm one of the few here with legitimate ID

Then get a towel over your shoulder and get back here! Minimum wage plus tips, but netphoria's *very* generous

Originally posted by kypper:
I'm one of the few here with legitimate ID

...in canada.

Originally posted by Disarmed:

How about some bourbon?

Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
...in canada.

I still don't need a fake to buy myself a drink, now do I?

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
How about some bourbon?

now you're talkin' http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.

Originally posted by Lie:
Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.

Depends...are you gonna start a whole heap'a trouble?

i'll have a bottle of 151 and my own booth, please. i like to get trashed in a corner by myself and shoot evil looks

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Depends...are you gonna start a whole heap'a trouble?

*shakes head innocently* http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

Originally posted by Lie:
Is there a pool table? I'm feeling restless.

snooker.

Originally posted by kypper:

I still don't need a fake to buy myself a drink, now do I?

And neither do I.

Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
i'll have a bottle of 151 and my own booth, please. i like to get trashed in a corner by myself and shoot evil looks

There's one under the disco ball!