$40 seems expensive for a blowjob

[slunken]

and $80 for bj with sex

do these craigslist posters think i'm made of money

[slunken]

i just want a massage by candle light, yo

[slunken]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...psv0eiq84a.jpg

this poor child wants to do sex to me for money without even knowing me

those eyes still hold a lot of life it's never too late

never give up and never let go

[slunken]

i think billy would want me to do it

[slunken]

i need to find a cash machine...

[toase]

Yo
It's 2015 (hehe) already, get tinder, or grinder, or badoo, I dunno

[Order 66]

in my neighborhood its running $200 ..srs

[great poster]

/hugboxed

[slunken]

so you guys are saying i should go for it? i only have like 4$ in my wallet though.

i offered her a pace to crash who knows how rough it is out there for a craigslist whore.

[Order 66]

its win/win all around

[slunken]

amphetamine
annie dog
has a face
and a leash

[slunken]

who am i kidding i bet she likes zwan

[slunken]

i asked if i could keep her number and she said yes!

[reprise85]

cool maybe you can get a free bj one of these days

at least give a brother a 50% off coupon

[great poster]

Originally Posted by slunken

who am i kidding i bet she likes zwan

A BLACK SWAN RODE ME INTO......

[slunken]

i got another -

She'll get you over there then send out some crack head woman with bug eyes. Then she'll call saying your a waste of time anyways lol. She just wants drug money.

[slunken]

dang i should have brought more money

[yo soy el mejor]

usually it's 20 for around the world

[Elijah Moon]

deal

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by great poster

this girl who i kinda know irl keeps on messaging me on facebook and wants to have sex with me, but i've been avoiding the subject for months. she even invited me to some new year's party but i know what's going to end up happening. i guess casual sex isn't my thing, because she certainly isn't unattractive.

omg fuck you so much

[Trotskilicious]

women don't even return my messages

[Eulogy]

How dare they!

[Eulogy]

Have you been featured on nice guys of okcupid yet

[FoolofaTook]

i found a place in daejeon (city in the middle of the ROK) where one coud purchase a handjob for $40. the girls were ok. i went there so many times (way cheaper than the $70-$200 massage parlours) that the pimps gave me a "special" girl once. no she wasn't a ******! she was super hot, skinny with big breasts, had a butterfly tattoo over her rump, and i could fuck her. and the best part was, she was from UZBEKISTAN. cool, no? half korean/half uzbek. she gave me her number. i never called her.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

women don't even return my messages

if it makes you feel any better the only people who are attracted to me are insecure, underage kids, or old, fat women, or gay dudes.

don't get me wrong, i am flattered by any attention by this point (the gay dudes are usually funny), but why, why god why, can't i ever get some cute girl my age???

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

Have you been featured on nice guys of okcupid yet

so i can't be dumped and not say anything without being insulted by you

you need to go to therapy

[Trotskilicious]

in a thread about paying for prostitutes on craigslist the fact that i mention that women don't return my messages is the limit

[Trotskilicious]

how dare he what a fedora wearing nerd asshole omg lol

[FoolofaTook]

hmm

fedora wearing nerd asshole

sounds kinda hot

[FoolofaTook]

ATTN EULOGY!!

i need semi drunken/hungover nude pics to start off the year with a bang