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Old 04-27-2020, 04:29 AM   #1
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Thumbs up it says so on my calendar that it is Cool As Ice Creams birthday

which I suppose is true! fijne verjaardag! you were already pretty old, you must be fucking ancient now!

from me and Martin Paap


 
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Old 04-27-2020, 04:54 AM   #2
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Hello there. My name is Martin Paap (it's not my real name) and I am a person who enjoys playing games and watching YouTube, I get mad easily and I don't like when people piss me off, yes I do swear and if you don't like it, then you can piss off. Read below for important information, if you want to know more, then you'll have to be my friend for a long time to know very personal stuff. Anyways, I will let you read my profile and friend me if you like!

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 04:54 AM   #3
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Best Friend: Angelo Noord
Nationality: Dutch (actually British)
Real Name: KANKERLIJER
Age:
Likes: Weapons, Video Games, Family, Ragdoll Physics,
Dislikes: Cancerous people, Liars, Trollers, Scammers, Immigrants, Griefers and dot.
InGame Name: Martin Paap
Badge: 5 Years of Service
Favourite Colours: Black, Red, Blue, White
Gender: Male
Species: Human-God
Relationship: KaNkErLiJeR <3
Personality: It depends on my mood
Music Interests: Rock, Classical, Heavy Metal, Michael Jackson.
Birthday: 3rd April.
Race: Caucasian.
Arch Enemy: no one
Favourite Games: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Red Dead Redemption II, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, South Park: The Stick of Truth and Papers, Please and Grand Theft Auto V
Sexuality: S T R A I G H T.
Religion: Paapist
Hobbies: Lockpicking, playing video games, sleeping and watching YouTube.
My Xbox gamertag is: InboardRogue. I've got a Red Dead Redemption 2 profile picture.
Address:
Bank Details: You'll never know, scammer.
Disabilities: Anger Problems.

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 06:25 AM   #4
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thx, jj.

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 06:26 AM   #5
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the internets tell me that martin paap died in 2018.

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 06:56 AM   #6
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Happy birthday B!

May your day be filled with croque monsieur and Belgian beer.

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 07:24 AM   #7
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Happy birthday!

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 08:45 AM   #8
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hbd caic

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 08:54 AM   #9
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thanks to yous all

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:12 AM   #10
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Happy birthday, CAIC

I always pronounce your abbreviate name "cake" in my head, so this is appropriate for a birthday!

Very glad you've outlasted the failed race car driver pictured above

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:15 AM   #11
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Happy Birthday!


 
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:18 AM   #12
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Quote:
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I always pronounce your abbreviate name "cake" in my head
here it's "kike". (approach from dutch, i guess.)
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:46 AM   #13
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Red face

Yeah, probably not gonna switch to that

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:48 AM   #14
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:58 AM   #15
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I'm currently drinking a Leffe in your honour. I hope this is acceptable.

It is not in a matching glass though. I know this will anger you.

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 09:59 AM   #16
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i pronounce it "kack"

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 10:31 AM   #17
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I'm currently drinking a Leffe in your honour. I hope this is acceptable.

It is not in a matching glass though. I know this will anger you.
i'm more upset by the leffe than by the glass.
but i appreciate the gesture. cheers!

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 10:50 AM   #18
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Kahlo was in fact known as the King of Leffe for a while

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:26 AM   #19
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wishing you the joy of ten thousand beffen on this merry day

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:26 AM   #20
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kike
cake
kack
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Old 04-27-2020, 11:29 AM   #21
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kahlo, king of beffen

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:34 PM   #22
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Happy birthday, Ass Cream!

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:55 PM   #23
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Happy birthday Cool As Ice Cream, if that is your real name

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 12:56 PM   #24
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You’ve truly lived another year

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 01:06 PM   #25
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Happy birthday Cool As Ice Cream, if that is your real name
It says so on my calendar

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 01:46 PM   #26
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Will u eat ice creams in your special day

When u do will go “heh heh this ice creams ... heh. It’s pretty ... cool amirite”

Then everyone laughs so hard they accidentally fart

At the table, even. On your special day

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 01:58 PM   #27
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happy creamday

i saw someone on another forum once using your avatar - confronted 'em about it & they did indeed steal it from you/here

this board is no longer active, so uh, let that knowledge be my gift!

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 02:08 PM   #28
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the board was shut down because of the shameless copying of avatars, I hope?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 02:24 PM   #29
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that's classified information I would only feel comfortable revealing on a secret, perhaps even paid section of a message board inaccessible to the general public... know a place?

 
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Old 04-27-2020, 03:18 PM   #30
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sounds like Sad Machines 'truest of the true fans area' material to me!

 
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