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03-31-2020, 04:30 PM | #1 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Petition to increase Took's shit-posting
By as much as 200% if necessary. We can discuss the potential impact of shit-posting shitflation, but all models demonstrate a lack of both posts and shit on Netphoria.
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03-31-2020, 04:40 PM | #2 |
Minion of Satan
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What we need is a formal guide to mimicking Took's posting style because you can never really have enough of the exact same thing after all:
1. Treat threads like private messaging or a chat room, engaging in one-on-one conversations with single users that are unlikely to interest others; 2. Employ repetition as a tool designed to "meme-ify" concepts much like a sitcom character with a catchphrase; and 3. Elevate obscure users, ideally through the use of Item #2 in conjunction with the development of a sort of "fan fiction" relating to them. What did I miss? |
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03-31-2020, 04:42 PM | #3 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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That's one signature from buzzard on the petition.
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03-31-2020, 04:50 PM | #4 | |
real estate cowboy
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Quote:
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03-31-2020, 04:50 PM | #5 |
Socialphobic
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Confirmed: buzzard and duovamp don't appreciate the sonic stylings of Milli Vanilli.
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03-31-2020, 04:52 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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When I first saw this thread I thought it read "Petition to increase Took's hobbit."
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03-31-2020, 04:56 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
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03-31-2020, 04:58 PM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I see Buzzard contributed a post to this thread.
I gave up reading it after the third word. |
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03-31-2020, 05:07 PM | #9 |
Minion of Satan
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Did you make it through "buzzard What we" or "What we need"?
This is important. |
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03-31-2020, 05:19 PM | #10 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Six signatures so far.
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03-31-2020, 05:33 PM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Mine counts?
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03-31-2020, 05:50 PM | #12 |
full of longing
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signed
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03-31-2020, 06:05 PM | #13 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I know this is some kind of a clever, ironic joke of yours, but you really should be careful what you wish for, srsly or not.
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03-31-2020, 06:45 PM | #14 |
Braindead
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Dad jokes
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03-31-2020, 07:04 PM | #15 | |
Minion of Satan
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5. Seek validation through self-deprecation, treating self-awareness of flaws as an acceptable alternative to correcting them. |
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03-31-2020, 07:08 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
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A helpful mnemonic:
T.E.E.T.S. (Treat, Employ, Elevate, Tell, & Seek) |
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03-31-2020, 08:04 PM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Self-deprecation? Fatherfucker, I thrive on the bottom!
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03-31-2020, 09:13 PM | #18 |
Minion of Satan
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You fucks wanna pile on the only son of a dad keeping this steaming pile of board alive? If took stopped posting this whole god dam piece of forum would be deader than the United States is about to be from the coronavid-99
Fucken dummies |
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03-31-2020, 09:27 PM | #19 |
Minion of Satan
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how can you credit Tookus for the survival of this almighty shrine to Our Lord Corgan when he hasn't even ever heard a single track off Monuments to Elephants?
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03-31-2020, 10:07 PM | #20 |
Socialphobic
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But can he rate a movie every once in a while I mean come the fuck ON
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03-31-2020, 10:09 PM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
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what the board really needs is more Big Truck05
i'm talking a whole lot more |
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03-31-2020, 10:23 PM | #22 |
Minion of Satan
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I hope that it's apparent that my post came from a place of love, as evidenced by me paying tribute to Took by employing some of the core tenets of T.E.E.T.S.
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03-31-2020, 10:27 PM | #23 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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03-31-2020, 10:28 PM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i have 16k in the bank
fuck bangkok im going to macao after coronavirus |
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03-31-2020, 10:37 PM | #25 |
Minion of Satan
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03-31-2020, 11:33 PM | #26 |
Braindead
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Monuments to Elephants sounds like a great album
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04-01-2020, 08:36 AM | #27 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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