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Old 11-30-2020, 03:57 PM   #31
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In the MonteLDS religion women cannot administer the sacrament. Because they are unclean and suffer from Eve's sin.

If he is good Mormon Monte will get his own planet and his faithful powerless female wife will live on it with him for eternity.

 
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Old 11-30-2020, 04:07 PM   #32
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or at the very least, he'll be admitted back into the place where such beauty known as Oceania was recorded

 
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Old 11-30-2020, 04:11 PM   #33
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jealous of not having been gifted priesthood authority

 
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Old 11-30-2020, 04:12 PM   #34
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In the MonteLDS religion women cannot administer the sacrament. Because they are unclean and suffer from Eve's sin.

If he is good Mormon Monte will get his own planet and his faithful powerless female wife will live on it with him for eternity.
also jealous of not having been gifted priesthood authority

 
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also jealous of not having been gifted priesthood authority
desperately craves being gifted priesthood authority

 
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Old 11-30-2020, 04:20 PM   #36
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swooning in priesthood gays

 
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Old 12-04-2020, 03:47 PM   #37
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https://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/l...247589895.html

“We’re going on a 500-mile roundtrip to steal a f---ing monolith,” one dressed in camo says during the video. “That’s how much we love Jesus Christ.”

 
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Old 12-04-2020, 06:29 PM   #38
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keep those fuckers away from Washington DC!


 
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Old 12-04-2020, 06:39 PM   #39
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(not in the book)

 
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Old 12-04-2020, 07:45 PM   #40
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I don't know if you're reading this, Ronald — but that one didn't quite land in the "correct" pile, did it?

For a bunch of gays they surely suck at decorating.

 
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Old 12-04-2020, 07:46 PM   #41
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Took me 2 months but I did it. I got the joke right.

 
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