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Old 01-09-2009, 07:58 PM   #1
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the comments are priceless. i love that this chick is surprised at the results.

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What an UNbelievable JERK!


I've met some jerks in my life, but this one has been by far the worst.
I'll start off by saying how I noticed a lot of men here complain about not getting messages. Therefore, I decided to take it upon myself to message men in my area who I found interesting. This one in particular was creative, intelligent and handsome...or so his profile led me to believe. We messaged each other on and off through here and IM for about 3 weeks before we met. It's amazing how much of a connection you can make with someone just by talking to them online. We had a lot in common and a lot of the same outlooks. I could not wait to meet him in person.

So the day we meet rolls around and I dress up nicely and wear my hair beautifully, and let's face it...I looked HOT. We meet at a little cafe/restaurant place, and he was just...rude. He barely made eye contact with me, he spoke in a bored monotone voice. I did most of the talking, and I swear to God he would kind of roll his eyes in a childish way. He habitually checked his watch and his cell phone. When the meal ended he only offered to pay for his half, and then bails. Doesn't offer me a ride or anything. What did I do wrong? It was so depressing since I really liked him online.

Naturally, I go home and drink almost a full bottle of wine when I get a text message from him. He asks if I want to come over his place and hang out, maybe watch a movie. I thought "This is great, he's going to make it up to me and maybe he was just nervous before". Well I get there and drink some more with him, and next thing you know we're having sex. At the end of the night he calls me a cab and I go home, THINKING that this is just the first of many dates. The last thing he said was that he'd call to take me out to concert nearby.

A week comes and goes, no word from him. I text him and no reply. I call and get the answering machine. I write him on Okcupid and he deletes his whole account. I was so baffled. That was until saw that he created a NEW profile just yesterday. All it says is that he had a bad okcupid experience, and to please have a full shot of your body.

Ok. I get what this asshole did. He treated me like complete shit because I'm not super model skinny. I don't have a full body pic, but I did tell him that I was average, which is TRUE. I am average, I have curves, I don't fit into a size skinny jeans. Is this reason to treat me the way he did? GOD it's scumbags like these which make me lose all faith in mankind!!!

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:01 PM   #2
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i hope i never have to be single and date again. women are just fucking annoying.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:05 PM   #3
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i love how the fact that he "only" paid for his half of the meal is a minus

i had a date with an okcupid bitch before and she got pissed and bailed on me after the movie with some bullshit about her cat because i didn't pay for her movie ticket.

bitches can eat shit and die if they think I'm paying for anything

also they're always a lot fatter than they say. average is not FATTER THAN I AM.

at least I got to see No Country.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:08 PM   #4
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ha come on you have to pay for the meal.

the lying though... well, just don't even answer the ones where it's only a close up of their heads.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:09 PM   #5
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ha come on you have to pay for the meal.
By virtue of being born with a penis I have to pay for food. This is sexism.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:10 PM   #6
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well, just don't even answer the ones where it's only a close up of their heads.
Those were the only girls that expressed any sort of interest in my profile.

Really I seem to be enormous girl magnet.

Shit sucked. I wrote something on my profile about being an astronaut and forgot the password.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:10 PM   #7
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By virtue of being born with a penis I have to pay for food. This is sexism.
yeah it is but you have to pay to play. if you go against society's rules then you'll end up with results that you probably didn't want in the first place.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:12 PM   #8
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I'll pass.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:15 PM   #9
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considering the hogs that want to hook up with me this is probably a wise financial decision

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:18 PM   #10
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The one time I put up an ad I either got boring or crazy (annoying crazy, not hot sex slut crazy). It seemed pointless.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:20 PM   #11
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By virtue of being born with a penis I have to pay for food. This is sexism.
I enjoy being treated out on a date. It's sweet. But I've also taken guys on dates and paid 100% of the tab. It's give and take!

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:22 PM   #12
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haha click the link and there's a thread where he replies

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:24 PM   #13
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The one time I put up an ad I either got boring or crazy (annoying crazy, not hot sex slut crazy). It seemed pointless.
yeah this too. i mean they were super fat but that wasn't the only thing wrong with them.

there was this one girl i was talking to on IM from okcupid that i was ok with because she had a full body shot and huge tits but a horse mouth so i kind of take what i can get you know. unfortunately during conversation she was telling me about the fact that she works at my old middle school and telling me how "Katrina people" were turning the neighborhood into a real shit hole and i told her "It was like that when I went there like 15 fucking years ago. It has nothing to do with the latest scapegoat 'katrina people'" Then I told her about the time when i was 12 and they had a bombthreat at the middle school so some guys could do a drive by on one of the kids. I didn't really want to talk to her after that.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:28 PM   #14
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I enjoy being treated out on a date. It's sweet. But I've also taken guys on dates and paid 100% of the tab. It's give and take!
If there is a 1:1 exchange of tabs then I will be ok with it.

Lets go out.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:29 PM   #15
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oh ok so this chick has done this before and is full on insane. just look at her own replies in this one
OkCupid.com: Forums / Dating Advice / I am not who you think I am

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:30 PM   #16
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ha come on you have to pay for the meal.

the lying though... well, just don't even answer the ones where it's only a close up of their heads.
this is why i'll only meet a stranger for drinks. why the fuck would i meet someone for dinner and a movie? i'll buy her a couple of drinks, sure, even if i don't like her. plus the more i drink the better looking she'll be.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:31 PM   #17
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haha click the link and there's a thread where he replies
that's the best part. it goes on between them for pages.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:31 PM   #18
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oh ok so this chick has done this before and is full on insane. just look at her own replies in this one
OkCupid.com: Forums / Dating Advice / I am not who you think I am
I hate the internet.

 
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If there is a 1:1 exchange of tabs then I will be ok with it.

Lets go out.
you had your chance buddy. you never took me anywhere when you were my netphoria bf because we went to the same school. YOU'RE IN THE FRIEND ZONE NOW BUDDY!

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:32 PM   #20
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oh ok so this chick has done this before and is full on insane. just look at her own replies in this one
OkCupid.com: Forums / Dating Advice / I am not who you think I am
PJ Slice saves thread from excessive hugging.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:33 PM   #21
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Ok, myshkinia, you think you know it all don't you?? So since you were either born with a fast metabolism or starve yourself, you have the right to act all high and mighty??? I eat like a normal person, I'm fat because of my genetics.
I'm fat and this shit PISSES ME OFF.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:38 PM   #22
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I have a Dostoevsky, Judd Apatow, Soundgarden, and peanut butter fetish.
peanut butter fetish? this makes me uncomfortable because all I can think of is her wanting to do something creepy.

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:40 PM   #23
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she puts it in her pussy and lets dogs eat it out

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:42 PM   #24
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bwahhaha

OkCupid.com: numblocke / 23 / m / straight / Rockland, Massachusetts, United States

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:47 PM   #25
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75% Match / 59% Friend / 24% Enemy


 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:49 PM   #26
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send him a poke

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:53 PM   #27
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dang, people are getting real cruel to her. i hope the poor girl learns a lesson instead of taking it all very hard and retreating further into blaming everyone else and self pitying

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:58 PM   #28
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OkCupid.com: Hairy_Truman / 22 / f / straight / Burlington, Vermont, United States

omg is this not the grossest sn ever

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:59 PM   #29
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somewhere in posts 781-800 the guy and girl say the thread is a joke, after it hit fark and reddit, etc. and had hundreds of thousand of views. yeah RIGHT!!! weak attempt at damage control

 
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:01 PM   #30
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hahahah!! a page later the guy says it's not a joke and he knew people wouldn't believe him and she goes ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

hahaha. this guy's a huge d bag, and she's constantly setting herself up to be a punching bag

 
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