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08-11-2017, 02:56 PM | #1 |
real estate cowboy
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my sphincter has been under huge amounts of pressure lately.
just saying: go easy. Hjälp mig!
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08-11-2017, 02:57 PM | #2 |
real estate cowboy
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let's find a new spot, shall we?
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08-11-2017, 02:59 PM | #3 |
real estate cowboy
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similar threads: TRUMP
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08-11-2017, 03:01 PM | #4 |
real estate cowboy
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who missed sh sh shayne?
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08-11-2017, 03:22 PM | #5 |
real estate cowboy
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what's ur myspace?
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08-11-2017, 03:31 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I just had a terrible fart downstairs in the workshop and quickly exited, then came back in through the top door. My coworkers had come down in the meantime and they were all like omg it smells like straight garbage in here gross does the trash have to go out?
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08-11-2017, 03:31 PM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I was just like lol
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08-11-2017, 03:34 PM | #8 | |
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08-11-2017, 03:42 PM | #9 |
real estate cowboy
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I'm watching jurassic park: the lost world and I have to say I have a t-rexion right now
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08-11-2017, 05:25 PM | #10 |
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Sorry.
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08-11-2017, 08:48 PM | #11 |
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Cunt
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08-12-2017, 04:04 AM | #12 |
real estate cowboy
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I suddenly remembered how me and gf were on some random camera chat site and some guy was asking for 'bobs'
I showed my nipples to him and his answer was 'show she bobs' that was a meme between her an me for a couple of years |
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08-12-2017, 04:04 AM | #13 |
real estate cowboy
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good story, Catherine wheel
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08-12-2017, 08:18 AM | #14 |
Socialphobic
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Bobs or gtfo
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08-12-2017, 06:00 PM | #15 |
real estate cowboy
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i touched a girl's lips, butts and tits so far...no sex yet. but i blieve it will come true eventually..
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08-14-2017, 03:59 PM | #16 |
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A good white tea always makes my sphincter feel a lot of pressure.
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08-14-2017, 11:28 PM | #17 |
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my head sphincter feels a lot of pressure
when I am called to inflate pool accessories for my children |
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08-14-2017, 11:38 PM | #18 |
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Mom breath is the best breath. I remember begging for balloon inflation and then getting a whiff of it when we'd inevitably pop them. Although it may have been imagined
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08-15-2017, 02:40 AM | #19 |
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i suppose if you literally grew out of another human you probably like the smell of them...but are you sure it wasn't just the smell of the balloon? i remember loving the smell of balloons.
probably because I never saw clowns holding them. if i had, that relationship would have been very different. |
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08-15-2017, 04:13 AM | #20 |
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how about clowns MADE OF BALLOONS? u like those?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...5b1c1ff03d.jpg |
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08-15-2017, 08:27 AM | #21 |
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I hate the squeaking sound balloons make, it makes me shiver and wince ever since I was a kid.
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08-15-2017, 08:44 AM | #22 |
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Cornstarch and chalk dust do that to me
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08-15-2017, 08:45 AM | #23 |
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Chills running thru my body now thinking of scooping some starch
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08-15-2017, 09:30 AM | #24 | |
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the student gov't group at my school ordered a helium machine and i kindly mentioned (so that it wouldn't be a surprise) that i have a fear of balloons and wouldn't ever participate in using the machine. |
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08-15-2017, 10:03 AM | #25 | |
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08-15-2017, 11:56 AM | #26 |
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i know a guy who's allergic to latex, if you come near him with a balloon he will look at you with disdain and say 'Get away you and your Kryptonite'
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08-15-2017, 11:57 AM | #27 |
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no actually he referred once to a latex glove that was lying on the countertop as kryptonite
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08-15-2017, 12:20 PM | #28 |
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That gotta bring a whole host of other complications i'm sure.
Yikes! |
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08-15-2017, 10:35 PM | #29 |
Minion of Satan
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I was pretty confused when a bar/restaurant in town advertised their "Forro Night" on social media.
Disappointed to learn that it is also a dance. |
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08-16-2017, 06:19 PM | #30 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Got super stoned (go figure) yesterday and demolished a whole box of grains/nuts/raisins health shit cereal. Passed out.
Woke up a couple of hours later to take a violent shit. Think like scoriac lavas that restlessly roll type shit. Foat's sphincter: hella raw. |
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