NBA PREDICTION FOR THE NIGHT

[fuzzyroes]

Since a lot of favorites have won today, I'm gonna bet on the least bet games for the night caps.

That means I'll be wagering on Utah -11.5 and Sacramento +5.5

These aren't sure things by any means, but they're worth a smaller wager... No need to leave what I think is highly probable money on the table.

[buzzard]

Be sure to make it abundantly clear when you're offering a tip you feel is guaranteed to go swimmingly.

I am not above suing you if this experiment goes awry.

[FoolofaTook]

Y r u below

?

[FoolofaTook]

Or on the same level?

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Be sure to make it abundantly clear when you're offering a tip you feel is guaranteed to go swimmingly.

I am not above suing you if this experiment goes awry.

no guarantees. Sometimes the theory just backfires... Like yesterday with Golden State. What I can say is this theory wins more often than not.

[fuzzyroes]

I mean why are dog-shit Denver Nuggets beating the NBA champs so easily right now during this game?

Sure it could change in the 4th quarter and I'd have to eat my hat, but I doubt it. And it ends up being more easy money for me. It's brilliant. I love it, I feel like I'm for once on the right path in life.

[vixnix]

we must only get shitty games here, right now it's ny vs utah

[Trotskilicious]

no there's some terrible issue with new york knicks getting on national broadcasts because they're in new york

utah is actually a pretty good team, gordon hayward is a special player. well there's also kristaps porzingis on new york who is some kind of ludicrous 7-3 impossibility so idk it could be worse it could be the kings

[vixnix]

I didn't get to see the whole game but it's good to know that we do get some decent viewing over here. I pay my $50 a month, dammit.

I watched the Wizards vs somebody else, before that. I enjoyed it actually.

My son's team won 36-6 last night. He scored twice and assisted a few others. And fouled twice. He's improving pretty quickly, and given his size 11 (mens) shoes, basketball might end up being his sport (he'll turn 12 this year. He has bigger feet than most of his friends' Dads now, and is taller than most of their mums.)

[qwerty sp]

A kiwi child?

[vixnix]

1/4 Samoan

[vixnix]

He comes home and tells me about this half Chinese kid who reckons he could beat my kid up until he cries. And my kid just believes him. I'm like...yeah, no. Don't start anything, but if he starts something, fucking finish him. Give him everything you've got and we'll see who's crying at the end of that.

[qwerty sp]

Wow
Your a war mum

[buzzard]

Tell your kid to shoot him with a prop gun on the set of The Crow.

[vixnix]

Nah, I'm not really a war mum. This kid is a special case and he picks on a few kids. His parents own a multi-million dollar events management company, both his siblings are at $30k/year private high schools (he'll go next year), their house is probably worth over $2m and they go skiing in Aspen or Whistler every January to escape unbearable summer.

If he lays a closed fist on my kid, I honestly hope my kid breaks his nose.

[redbreegull]

I really don't understand why all children aren't taught basic self defense in phys ed.

[fuzzyroes]

Fuck... Tough card tonight... Nothing really jumping out.

Gonna stick with 1 play... Brooklyn -5.

I think Phoenix is the better team here and that the line should probably be something like Brooklyn -1.5 at most, and since the lines so strong, it's suggesting to me to play Brooklyn.

[FlamingGlobes]

Dammit fuzzy, try and stay on topic, will you?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I really don't understand why all children aren't taught basic self defense in phys ed.

What children could really use are lessons on how to gamble on the internet. With those types of skills, who needs traditional education?

[LaBelle]

God, kids in my school already got super rough and they didn't know how to fight...

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Gonna stick with 1 play... Brooklyn -5.

I think Phoenix is the better team here and that the line should probably be something like Brooklyn -1.5 at most, and since the lines so strong, it's suggesting to me to play Brooklyn.

Ding ding ding

Like taking candy from a baby

[fuzzyroes]

I want Trotsky to come in here and post some pics. He always implied that he knew more about basketball than me, let's see him pick some winners

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I want Trotsky to come in here and post some pics.

Awww 🏳️*🌈

[fuzzyroes]

CHICAGO -6.5

Not entirely sure on this one... The cards have tightened up a lot over the past week... Not so easy to scope out the obvious fix... But I've been doing really well in MARCH MADNESS, so alls good.

[fuzzyroes]

Also, if you have live betting, I'd take whatever your book-maker is giving you on Charlotte at the moment.

I think the fix of the day is Charlotte +3.5.... I didn't post it here though because Cleveland's been such an obvious fix for the past few games that I could see the NBA "giving them one"

[FlamingGlobes]

fuzzy, do you have any tales of unrequited love you care to share?

[fuzzyroes]

Man, just watching the Mavs game tonight. Good god is Dirk Nowitzki ever a shell of the player he used to be. It's sad watching him out there man.

[buzzard]

How much earlier than the kickoff or whatever it is they do in basketball are these tips actually coming in?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

fuzzy, do you have any tales of unrequited love you care to share?

I do. There's Kendra, the heartbreaker and Hyun Joo, the major missed opportunity.

And then there's Yesenia, ah the Immaculate Yesenia, peerless as a pearl reflecting the reflected radiance of the moon-goddess' shield-sheen.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by buzzard

How much earlier than the kickoff or whatever it is they do in basketball are these tips actually coming in?

Tip off, motherfucker.

You must be an un-American Foreigner. So sorry for your loss.