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Old 03-20-2018, 07:05 AM   #6841
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IT IS TRUE!

i don't know why, but some people simply have a dutch face. and most of them are indeed dutch.

if i was walking in town, and saw that guy coming towards me, i'd say "i bet that guy is dutch", and then, if all goes well, he'd say something within hearing distance (they have quite the range, generally; they're often called the americans of europe), and confirm his nationality. never fails.
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:07 AM   #6842
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Most Dutch ppl that I meet in the EU speak English fluently with an American accent. Which makes me think "why do they want to sound like a stupid American?"

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:11 AM   #6843
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Of all nationalities though the Chinese are the worst tourists.

After that it's Americans for obvious reasons.

Germans are annoying too, but for other reasons. Like half of all crusty hippie backpackers in Thailand are Germans.

At least the French mostly vacation in France because there's nothing better in the world than France.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:12 AM   #6844
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There's nowhere in the world where a foreign tourist will be condescended to more than in France.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:14 AM   #6845
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Canadians are wonderful, though. They're usually so nice because they don't want to be mistaken for Americans.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:15 AM   #6846
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Australians are terrible. It's like nobody told them asshole Americans already existed.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:41 AM   #6847
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Most Dutch ppl that I meet in the EU speak English fluently with an American accent. Which makes me think "why do they want to sound like a stupid American?"
it's getting worse too. our culture has been permeated by yours. thanks a lot, obama.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:17 AM   #6848
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i think it's because dutch dutch and american sound similar.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:40 AM   #6849
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LEGAL STATUS OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA IN CHAD
The production, sale and possession of any form of medicinal marijuana products are illegal in Chad.

LEGAL STATUS OF RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA IN CHAD
The cultivation, sale, and possession of cannabis for recreational purposes are illegal in Chad.

WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU WERE TO GET CAUGHT BY THE POLICE WITH CANNABIS ON YOUR PERSON?
There is very little available information about the drug laws in Chad.

ARE THERE ANY POSSIBLE CHANGES REGARDING CANNABIS LAW AND LEGISLATION SLATED FOR THE NEAR FUTURE?
We are not aware of any possible law changes in the (near) future in Chad regarding medical and/or recreational cannabis.

SUPPORT THE LOCAL LEGALIZATION GROUP(S) IN CHAD
Unfortunately we do not know of any cannabis legalization groups in Chad.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:40 AM   #6850
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:59 AM   #6851
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Of all nationalities though the Chinese are the worst tourists.
whaaaat? No way. Most Chinese tourists I have seen stick together in organised tour groups, and dutifully follow their Esteemed Tour Leader.

A meek tourist is a good tourist...

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:04 AM   #6852
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White, non-metropolitan Australians can be pretty bad. They've grown up in a white middle class bubble so they find all other ethnic groups either OMG hilarious!! Or OMG ridiculous!! Or OMG so dignified!! Or OMG so brave!!

They don't mean to be assholes. They're like....accidental assholes.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:21 AM   #6853
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i think it's because dutch dutch and american sound similar.
Al zijn ze paars

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:25 AM   #6854
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tik ik er eentje tege zn jassie an

zegt die gozer: HEY SWA DIT DAT ZUS ZO

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:26 AM   #6855
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als dat jassie van jou beschadigd is, en je wil daar wat aan doen...
NOU
KOM OP DAN
VIEZE VUILE KANKERLIJER

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:36 AM   #6856
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accidassholes

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:44 AM   #6857
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martin paap goeie versie

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:19 AM   #6858
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belgians in their natural habitat, i.e., juice bars, bicycle repair shops, and moderately wooded areas

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:30 AM   #6859
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medieval cities

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:30 AM   #6860
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I tap one against jassie an

says that guy: HEY SWA THIS THAT IS SO


if that jassie of yours is damaged, and you want to do something about it ...
WELL
COME ON
VIEZE DIRTY CANCER LIBER

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:42 AM   #6861
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Old 03-20-2018, 12:21 PM   #6862
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3...

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 12:21 PM   #6863
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2...

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 12:21 PM   #6864
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1...

damn i think i miscounted

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 12:39 PM   #6865
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disgusting concoction of dxm and BANG energy drink from GNC so I can lower my inhibitions enough to do my job

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 12:39 PM   #6866
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goes down smooth

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 02:35 PM   #6867
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corporate maggot attack

what's next elph? homeless jibes? thin jokes?


 
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Old 03-20-2018, 02:48 PM   #6868
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Old 03-20-2018, 06:14 PM   #6869
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i was going to get to produce a baseball game this weekend (literally my dream job/homework assignment) but it got cancelled because of the weather


 
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Old 03-20-2018, 06:17 PM   #6870
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next game is april 3. rain rain go away

 
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