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Old 02-13-2017, 07:51 PM   #1
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Default I've bought Netphoria

People, this isn't a joke. ohnoitsbonnie(A.K.A BanannaClock) has purchased enough stock from Thomas R. Pakula to be recognized lead shareholder of the website, and since the current C.E.O has decided to register all gynecological power to Mr. Lebodev, he is now the official owner. The official purchase will be mad July 16, 2005, however all corporate power will be granted July first. He will also be gaining corporate power of www.stefanchlap.net, however the date is undisclosed. Any and all corporate issues may be emailed to CustomerService@Ogtech. We hope that many new better changes will result from this transaction. However, the flash portal will be suspended indefinitely, and is to be replaced with the "Clock Portal". To help turn this website into a vastly growing business, Netphoria will now be a pay site, and each user must pay 19.99 per month to enter the site. This fee is payable through Pay pal, money order, or credit Card.
- Jonathan Randell Curtis, Vice President of O.G Tech Inc.

 
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:53 PM   #2
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And now is the time to sell stocks.

 
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:54 PM   #3
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Is it socks or stocks? Buy wool, sell nylon

 
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:55 PM   #4
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$19.99 is less than I pay now! This is value

 
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Old 02-13-2017, 07:55 PM   #5
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I only trade in stockings

 
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Old 02-13-2017, 08:15 PM   #6
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Make me arch-mod bonnie

plz

 
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Old 02-18-2017, 12:53 AM   #7
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Googd god good

 
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:48 AM   #8
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So when are the updates coming?
I don't see any improvements yet.

 
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Old 02-23-2017, 08:29 PM   #9
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So when are the updates coming?
I don't see any improvements yet.
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Old 02-23-2017, 08:32 PM   #10
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The update I want is more members and more posts

 
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Old 02-23-2017, 08:32 PM   #11
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I'd buy this place. What's it worth?

 
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:03 PM   #12
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the forums stopped coming up when I google "netphoria" and then the site was down most of the day

thought it was the end

 
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:24 PM   #13
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you'll know it's the end when I wrap my hand around your throat and i don't let go

 
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:25 PM   #14
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:26 PM   #15
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:26 PM   #16
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:27 PM   #17
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:28 PM   #18
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:28 PM   #19
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:30 PM   #20
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:33 PM   #21
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:34 PM   #22
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:35 PM   #23
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:36 PM   #24
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:38 PM   #25
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i'm older now than this guy was then

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Old 02-23-2017, 09:39 PM   #26
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:40 PM   #28
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:41 PM   #29
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Old 02-23-2017, 09:41 PM   #30
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i'm older now than this guy was then

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you've probably knocked more people's dicks in the dirt as well

 
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