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Old 02-08-2002, 02:36 AM   #31
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Quote:
Originally posted by spava:
Snake: "She needs premium, dude!


PREEMIUUM!


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DUDE!!"

my friend's been quoting that a lot to me recently. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

(computer)pierce brosnan: that's some wife you have homer..
homer: yeah, she's cool
(computer)pierce brosnan: you're a lucky man
homer: yeah she's married till death do us part.. So if I should die, she'd be single. For man OR machine!
[homer leaves]
(computer)pierce brosnan: heh-heh, machine eh..?
[homer returns]
homer: yeah, machine!

[This message has been edited by wangcomputers (edited 02-08-2002).]

 
Old 02-08-2002, 03:14 AM   #32
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Seacaptain: Yarrr! We've only got a few days to deliver our precious cargo.

Sailor: You mean the hot pants sir?

Seacaptain: Yarr. The hot pants.

 
Old 02-08-2002, 04:08 AM   #33
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SACRA-LISCIOUS!!

lies make baby jesus cry

also any and all ralph quotes.

j o e

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::stumbles in drunkenly::
Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...
I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled....
And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away....
::exits drunkenly::

 
Old 02-08-2002, 05:38 AM   #34
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Snake(on electric chair getting fried):

Dude, we've been here all morning. Can we at least re-moisten my head sponge?

 
Old 02-08-2002, 06:42 AM   #35
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Quote:
Originally posted by dancl:
Snake(on electric chair getting fried):

Dude, we've been here all morning. Can we at least re-moisten my head sponge?
[hurricane lifts electric chair in the air]
snake: so long, suckers!
audience: boo!
[snake gets carried into power cables]
audience: yay!

 
Old 02-08-2002, 06:46 AM   #36
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Quote:
Originally posted by smiling politely:
[b]-Homer reads Krusty's ad for a free trampoline in the paper

"OH MY GOD! TRAMAPOLINE!!! TROMBOPOLINE!!!!!"

and he runs out.
/B]
one of the best simpsons gags ever.

also,
dr. nick-calm down, you're going to give yourself skin failure.

Joe, um, I must've, like, fallen on a bullet and it, like, drove itself into my gut.-snake

apu upon manjula waking him up:
"oh, i had the most wonderful dream where i died."
also, anytime apu says 'shut up, shut up, i can't believe you don't shut up!"


homer: "oh no! this can't be happening! what the hell are we going to do with 10,00 angel ashtrays?"
bart: "i could take up smoking"
homer: "you damn well better!'

and there's oh so many more.

 
Old 02-08-2002, 06:55 AM   #37
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Quote:
Originally posted by meow:
Bill Cosby: Now what do you like?

Kid: POKEMON!

Bill Cosby: You got your Pokey and Your Mon and your Pokemon?

or something
yes i laughed about that for days...

 
Old 02-08-2002, 06:59 AM   #38
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the best one is
"The ozone layers just pretend like the tooth fairy and leprachauns" -homer

 
Old 02-08-2002, 07:07 AM   #39
expelledfromparadise
 
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oh no thats wrong it
somethings just pretend just like leprachauns and the tooth fairy and the ozone layer.. i dunno its funny though

 
Old 02-08-2002, 07:43 AM   #40
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http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/bart.gif

 
Old 02-08-2002, 07:44 AM   #41
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Quote:
Originally posted by Satanstick:
http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/bart.gif
SIMPSONS CARTOON STUDIO =-o

 
Old 02-14-2002, 12:05 AM   #42
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Quote:
Posted by somebody:
CHEIF: Your off the case McGarnagle.
McGARNAGLE: No, Your off YOUR case!

CHIEF: What does that mean exactly?

HOMER: It means he gets results you stupid chief!

LISA: Dad, sit down.
CHIEF: You busted up that crack house pretty bad McGarnagle! Did you really have to break that much furniture?

MCGARNAGLE: You tell me Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind your desk.

Clint Eastwood was crying when he heard that parody.

 
 


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