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Old 10-20-2017, 05:06 PM   #1
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Default Jellie Blossom's SP Story

Here is a thread that's just for Jellie Blossom to share his SP story

Here is a Jellie Blossom who likes most of Zeitgeist, yet finds Shame and Blank Page to be filler! Who thinks bill has always been a shitty lyricist, because there is no meaningful distinction b/w "to tread lightning to ink the lavender skies" and "never been kissed by a girl like you ew!" He also feels Mayonaise, although a decent song, was not properly recorded!

In my view, such radical outliers of opinion deserve to be celebrated, discussed, unpacked, and acknowledged, if only to counteract the ho-hum motions of the hive-mind mentality that tends to pervade this shitty, shitty fanbase

As such, I kindly request our all-seeing mods to act swiftly and harshly against any crucifixion, steak impalement, decapitation-followed-by-silver-plattering, etc., that may otherwise clog and sink this thread with the bitter bloody soups of spite and ill-will

Jellie, let's get to know you.

Jellie, let's hear your SP story

Last edited by run2pee : 10-20-2017 at 05:14 PM. Reason: Got some soup on my texting thumbs, sorry

 
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Old 10-20-2017, 05:26 PM   #2
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Sounds good madam. Take care.

 
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Old 10-20-2017, 05:35 PM   #3
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thread for jelly blossom to post his sp stories

 
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Old 10-20-2017, 05:53 PM   #4
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No no no no!

This precisely the kind of thing I stand against for: the enablement of bottom-tier untroo-fans.

Dude dissed soma (!!!). Dude likes Shitegeist. IP ban. Perma. End of discussion.

 
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:50 PM   #5
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Is this part of the same narrative universe as Monte's SP story?

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 12:56 AM   #6
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i need to pee

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:00 AM   #7
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i'd like to hear it, let's hear it

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:00 AM   #8
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to be clear, i am referring to jellie blossom's sp story, not mals marola's urination

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:01 AM   #9
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though an audio clip of the latter would not be unwelcome..

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:02 AM   #10
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check your PM's

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:03 AM   #11
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I want pee

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 01:28 AM   #12
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W Pee C

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 02:36 PM   #13
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You guys ever had to use a catheter?

Shit's pretty heavy.

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:03 PM   #14
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i mean... why did you?

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:08 PM   #15
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Sheer senescitude.

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:11 PM   #16
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Heh.

It was when I broke my leg. The drugs knocked my bladder out for a bit. It was very shameful. I wanted to die. Finally I just had to will myself to go. It took (whallah) half an hour the first time.

 
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Old 10-21-2017, 03:11 PM   #17
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Intense urination.

 
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