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Old 07-01-2007, 07:50 PM   #1
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Default i made out with a obnoxious unattractive girl last night

i met her two weeks ago. she was drinking in another girls room who had topless pictures of me on her wall and then met me at the bar. within 5 minutes she was telling me about how good my moustache would feel against her pussy. she seemed sweet at the time. i probably would have done her that night, but i was with people who would have later ridiculed me as i assumed she was an older woman (however she claims to be 24).

i bumped into her two nights ago, and said i would be at a show the following night. She mis-interpretted this as a date. all night she was feeling me up. as she was acting like we were on a date i talked to her for a while and developed a strong disliking for as a person. i made out with her drunk ass as she was out for a smoke under the moonlight. it was the worst makeout of my life.... she then told me that she loved me but immediatly apologized. I then overheard her tell someone that i was her boyfriend. I left, but she told me to call her. I assured her i would in front of other girls who told me that io had to. so i feel obliged. Im so afraid, and i dont know what to do.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:52 PM   #2
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:52 PM   #3
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Oh boy.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:54 PM   #4
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hahahaha.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:02 PM   #5
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do you have one of those fucking huge droopy moustaches?

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:03 PM   #6
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or do you go hitler style?

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:15 PM   #7
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its an unkempt mess. i lacked the discipline that hitler had. i wonder if he had a barber? probably not as he was all about being self sufficent.... for some reason mine is multicoloured theres bits of red and blond in their but its mostly brown....

no self respecting woman would want to have anything to do with me, im in the worst shape of my life...yet she feels that we could have "a very meaningful summer"

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:17 PM   #8
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hahahahahaha. never lead them on. just causes more problems.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 08:46 PM   #9
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We've all been there before Pantyface. The best thing to do is never talk to her again. She'll tell her friends what a bastard you are but the friends will be intrigued.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 09:16 PM   #10
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I asked the girl from the gym what time they closed. She said "7 on Sundays"...I moved on.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:21 PM   #11
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guys get some balls and fuck some bitches

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:27 PM   #12
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:30 PM   #13
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Pics or it didn't happen.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 10:36 PM   #14
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but did he get head?

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 11:05 PM   #15
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she seems crazy and youre probably not the first one shes done this with, so i wouldnt sweat over it.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 11:08 PM   #16
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just avoid all contact and communication with her until she finds her next victim...better yet set up one of your friends with her.

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 11:39 PM   #17
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This is from a girl's point of view (mine)... and I agree with what's already been said: avoid contact with her. Does she know where you live? Probably not, make sure of this...

Never lead someone on if you have no interest, it's at best a waste of time and at worst cruel. And NEVER lead a crazy person on... silly boy, I hope you learned your lesson

 
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Old 07-01-2007, 11:51 PM   #18
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This is from a girl's point of view (mine)...

Never lead someone on if you have no interest, it's at best a waste of time and at worst cruel. And NEVER lead a crazy person on
yes, that exactly.

just nip it in the bud, cause if you dont, the worst make out session is going to turn into the worst lay. and god knows what a desperate person like that has that'll stay with you long after shes gone.....

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:02 AM   #19
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We've all been there before Pantyface.

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:17 AM   #20
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kill her dog.

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:22 AM   #21
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pics or i can't comment

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:27 AM   #22
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does anyone really give a shit what this guy has to say?

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:30 AM   #23
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does anyone really give a shit what this guy has to say?
why are you in this thread? come back when you've had your first kiss.

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:32 AM   #24
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why are you in this thread? come back when you've had your first kiss.
I don't give a shit about what you have to say.

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:39 AM   #25
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i have this feeling that he thinks he's endearing himself to the board

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:41 AM   #26
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Are you the person someone picks on in order to do that? I thought it was Kristin.

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:44 AM   #27
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yeah me too, but i think he has things confused

i don't know if he realizes that i flame myself worse than any of you ever could

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 01:57 AM   #28
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Cease all contact with this person. If you see her, run.

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 05:35 AM   #29
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exactly, change your name, your address and your favourite colour. Shave the tash, dye your hair.

 
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:06 AM   #30
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Tell her you got back together with your long term girlfriend and you're sorry but you really want to make it work.

 
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