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Old 07-13-2020, 12:45 AM   #1
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Exclamation Covid-19 PPE Update


 
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Old 07-13-2020, 01:23 AM   #2
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Nah, instead of wearing that stupid-looking diaper on my face every time I go out to get 7/11 taquitos, I'll just ShamWow my lungs when I get home.

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 05:28 AM   #3
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The years have been rough on Vince.

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 09:07 AM   #4
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remember when he was somebody

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ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors “declined to file formal charges” against him.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vince...-pitc_n_180210

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 09:33 AM   #5
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did that come up in ur goog alerts, j-man?

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 10:08 AM   #6
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at last, the eternal question answered


 
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Old 07-13-2020, 04:42 PM   #7
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The years have been rough on Vince.
Guy had a meth addiction.

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 07:30 PM   #8
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i bet duovamp has some stellar ppe in his closet

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 10:21 PM   #9
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man if i didn't already have bad derealization i might believe this was not real

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 10:23 PM   #10
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guaranteed lawsuits with this for sure btw. and the page looks like shit. probably paid 20k for the name and $100 worth of coke for vince

 
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Old 07-13-2020, 10:31 PM   #11
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nah but really, hope he's alright i guess? he was born Offer Shlomi, kinda doomed from the start there

 
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Old 07-14-2020, 12:59 PM   #12
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"I love Chinese people, too, but come on! Quality-wise, go with the USA. And you save the environment. Forget the environment, save yourselves!"

wow

 
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Old 07-14-2020, 11:17 PM   #13
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guaranteed lawsuits with this for sure btw. and the page looks like shit. probably paid 20k for the name and $100 worth of coke for vince
I don't understand what you mean. Lawsuits?

 
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Old 07-15-2020, 09:43 AM   #14
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they are explicitly claiming it will protect you from disease on the website. and nice misleading gems like this:

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Do you follow CDC guidelines?

Yes, our mask manufacturer follows all CDC guidelines for making Shamwow masks.

 
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Old 07-15-2020, 10:30 AM   #15
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ack

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Old 07-15-2020, 01:58 PM   #16
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Chads trying to good some good


 
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Old 07-15-2020, 02:00 PM   #17
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Chad Goes Deep is one of my favorite adult film franchises. Volume 7 especially (the one where they go spelunking).

 
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Old 07-17-2020, 11:03 PM   #18
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they are explicitly claiming it will protect you from disease on the website. and nice misleading gems like this:
Well, the CDC does have guidelines regarding mask making, and they aren't too hard to follow:

fits snugly but comfortably against the side of the face
completely covers the nose and mouth
is secured with ties or ear loops
includes multiple layers of fabric
allows for breathing without restriction
can be laundered and machine dried without damage or change to shape

 
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Old 07-18-2020, 08:54 AM   #19
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Well, the CDC does have guidelines regarding mask making, and they aren't too hard to follow:

fits snugly but comfortably against the side of the face
completely covers the nose and mouth
is secured with ties or ear loops
includes multiple layers of fabric
allows for breathing without restriction
can be laundered and machine dried without damage or change to shape
i see, you're right maybe not

 
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