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Old 12-22-2017, 01:46 PM   #1
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Default Holiday stress/desperation thread

Holy F the holidays r back, my head is burstin with the tidings, the cheer of peace on earth that it is my duty to create and protect while keeping the usual wolverines (sickness, madness, financial ruin) under the big soft couch of denial

How do we deal with our holiday stress

Or

Why do we think we need to "deal" with it or do something about it why can't i just allow myself to feel this stress instead of being ashamed b/c "a better person" wouldn't let it get to theirselves

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:04 PM   #2
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i'm cool as a cucumber over here

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:06 PM   #3
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I like the holidays, it's my favorite time of the year.

The only thing i'm bummed about is having to spend it away from my gf.

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:07 PM   #4
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i'm cool as a cucumber over here
Holy shit I am so happy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS YOUR SECRET FOR STAY SO COOL AS CUCUMBER

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:08 PM   #5
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I keep feeling ragey. like, I haven't worked out in a month, that makes me ragey. my workout clothes are too tight for comfort, that makes me ragey. I keep eating bread and getting all bloated, that makes me ragey.

Christmas is just a kind of rage induction I don't need right now

But I do welcome the excuse to drink more than usual and not get up and clean up after my ungrateful family because "it's the holidays"

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:09 PM   #6
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Holy shit I am so happy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS YOUR SECRET FOR STAY SO COOL AS CUCUMBER
basically the secret is to have no friends or family and celebrate Christmas alone

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:12 PM   #7
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I keep feeling ragey. like, I haven't worked out in a month, that makes me ragey. my workout clothes are too tight for comfort, that makes me ragey. I keep eating bread and getting all bloated, that makes me ragey.

Christmas is just a kind of rage induction I don't need right now

But I do welcome the excuse to drink more than usual and not get up and clean up after my ungrateful family because "it's the holidays"
THANK YOU

Yes, when it gets especially intense I like to squeeze my little hands into fists, brux molars, and say "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:47 PM   #8
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You guys could do with some good stress balls

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....nL._SY355_.jpg

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 02:53 PM   #9
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my stress level is high but not because of holidays. the winter weather really bums me out. i like to stay indoors until spring.

my workout clothes also do not fit and there's nothing in this world i despise more than uncomfortably tight clothes. being chubby and naked is much nicer.

i'm only sad because i want to smoke pot but won't. I SAID I WON'T, OKAY???

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:08 PM   #10
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i cope by doing a bit of air travel

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:08 PM   #11
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ahhh

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:09 PM   #12
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I want to yank out Santa's beard tuft by snow-white tuft and smash his jolly face in with reindeer antlers.

FUCK

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:27 PM   #13
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Does anyone at all actually like Christmas?

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:29 PM   #14
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I do.

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:43 PM   #15
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According to Destiny's Child, there are seven days of christmas.

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:44 PM   #16
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i thought it was 12? why is this so confusing??

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 03:46 PM   #17
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I want to yank out Santa's beard tuft by snow-white tuft and smash his jolly face in with reindeer antlers.

FUCK
that's metal

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 04:47 PM   #18
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I'm fine with the time off. I'm going to play guitar and video games, maybe while listening to Sunny Day Real Estate.

Money is tight so I haven't really bought any gifts...would if I could but I can't so I won't.

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:00 PM   #19
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You guys could do with some good stress balls

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....nL._SY355_.jpg
that looks like my breast forms! They're only B cups.

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:12 PM   #20
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I was just joking.

I love Christmas. The lights and the carols and the stories of the Nativity. Beautiful lies.

Wish I could get stoned and listen to Isn't Anything.

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:13 PM   #21
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But yeah I'm sure Varg is sulking somewhere plotting to burn down his neighbor's Bethlehem replicas.

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:23 PM   #22
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I'm fine with the time off. I'm going to play guitar and video games, maybe while listening to Sunny Day Real Estate.

Money is tight so I haven't really bought any gifts...would if I could but I can't so I won't.
F yeah sunny day real estate tickles my cockles warm again

My fave is LP2

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:28 PM   #23
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that looks like my breast forms! They're only B cups.
Only? A cups are barely even boobs, huh? AND I HAD A CHILD T_T

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:33 PM   #24
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I loved it as a kid, but now it's kind of a pain. Went back home on Wednesday and being with my family is lowkey exhausting. Don't like having others dictate my schedule


s t r e s s

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:36 PM   #25
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i actually am going to be with a friend and her kids for christmas. usually i do nothing, give nothing, and get nothing

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 05:47 PM   #26
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Sounds like every day of my nihilistic nonexistance.

666

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 06:43 PM   #27
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God is empty
Just like me

 
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Old 12-22-2017, 07:00 PM   #28
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It's snowing here in the Vale and I'm finishing up The Left Hand of Darkness which is set on Gethen aka Winter which is a world right in the middle of an ice age where every year is a new year one (only the past and future years change as time poceeds through the Unitary Now) and I wish I could smoke a bowl to solemnify this perfectitude.


 
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Old 12-22-2017, 07:02 PM   #29
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i wanna smoke so bad, i'm even whining about it to my baby's father is how bad i want to

 
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SNOW

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