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Old 07-13-2008, 01:27 AM   #1
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Arrow soo I sold my shutter shades to some white dude for $140 dollars

Jessica and I went to a bar that was fulla rich white dudes. This guy said he was gonna steal my glasses, and I told him I'd sell them to him for $100. He handed me a wad of cash that ended up being $140.

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:28 AM   #2
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:29 AM   #3
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lol wtf

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:33 AM   #4
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I FOUND THOSE GLASSES ON THE FLOOR AT A KANYE WEST SHOW. OH. He got drunk and Jessica ended up getting the glasses back Hahahah. I gave her $60 and I kept $80. Thanks tom!!!!

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:22 AM   #5
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This guy said he was gonna steal my glasses, and I told him I'd sell them to him for $100. He handed me a wad of cash that ended up being $140.
"i'm going to steal your glasses"

"i'll sell them to you for $100"

"oh, ok"

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:34 AM   #6
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I thought this thread was going to be about window coverings

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:04 AM   #7
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waaaaaaahahahahaooooooowwwwwww

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:17 AM   #8
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lol what bar were you at?

I die a little inside everytime someone I know says, "OMG we're going down to Ghost Bar!"

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:26 AM   #9
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"i'm going to steal your glasses"

"i'll sell them to you for $100"

"oh, ok"

you dont understand this exactly how the conversation went!

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:28 AM   #10
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Jessica and I went to a bar that was fulla rich white dudes.
did they all look like nimrod's son and sppunk?

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:28 AM   #11
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he was joking obviously. $100 is nothing to a white man and a white man never steals

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:46 AM   #12
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yous ghetto geo

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:47 AM   #13
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we are at his apartment right now!! he is the one in the white shirt. lol

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:50 AM   #14
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a guy at a bar gives you $140 and then you two go back to his apartment. interesting..

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:51 AM   #15
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his roommate is this nasty meat head guy. i can hear him having sex with this nasty lady

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:54 AM   #16
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i wonder if the roommate also gave the nasty lady $140

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:54 AM   #17
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okay. this is how we met this guy... a couple of weeks ago my brother invites us to a bar because his friend came back from a trip to europe. when we arrive at the bar this white dude named tom talks to us and he's this rich white dude that invites us out. he bought my glasses cause he can afford giving away $140 being a petrol engineer.

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:55 AM   #18
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:56 AM   #19
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this is getting good

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:58 AM   #20
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*gets popcorn*

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:58 AM   #21
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more titty pics please

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:59 AM   #22
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lol what bar were you at?

I die a little inside everytime someone I know says, "OMG we're going down to Ghost Bar!"
i know we're not exactly close, but

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keen to know how long this is likely to take

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:01 AM   #23
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WHAT SHOULD I DOWNLOAD ON THIS DUDES COMPUTER??


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Old 07-13-2008, 04:01 AM   #24
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don't ruin the vibe lds

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:01 AM   #25
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WHAT SHOULD I DOWNLOAD ON THIS DUDES COMPUTER??


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guys buttfucking and cumming on each other

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:01 AM   #26
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have him click www.paulhem.org

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:02 AM   #27
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what, no flaming hot cheetos to go with yer beer

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:02 AM   #28
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will you sell him those glasses too

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:03 AM   #29
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i know we're not exactly close, but

OMG we're going down to Ghost Bar!
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keen to know how long this is likely to take




Totally doesn't have the same effect if you're not a dumb girl in her 20's (or even 30's) trying to be hip, telling me this shit like I care.

Thanks though

 
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Old 07-13-2008, 04:04 AM   #30
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Geo did you steal Bea Arthur's glasseS?

 
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