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02-19-2021, 01:31 PM | #511 |
Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
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hilarious, and well executed!
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02-20-2021, 11:16 AM | #512 |
Virgo
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been taking psyllium husk for a couple months or so. monster dumps on the reg. bowl looks like a pile of wet leaves. very satisfying 8/10 would recommend.
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02-20-2021, 11:17 AM | #513 |
Virgo
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oldphoria
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02-23-2021, 05:31 PM | #514 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,749
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Peeing out the butt rn
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02-27-2021, 02:40 PM | #515 |
Ownz
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the internet led me to believe my anal fissure would unfizzle on its own.
that has not happened. still itchy and burney. hmm |
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02-27-2021, 05:51 PM | #516 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,878
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sounds more like a hemorrhoid
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02-27-2021, 05:57 PM | #517 | |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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i apologize if this has already been posted. Behold, the Lloyd Banks Turd:
Quote:
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02-27-2021, 07:04 PM | #518 |
Ownz
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02-28-2021, 02:16 PM | #519 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,880
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pure LOGOS
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04-08-2021, 10:09 AM | #520 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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My guys have been bright orange the last two mornings.
Orange you glad I came back to share this with you? |
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04-08-2021, 10:30 AM | #521 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
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It’s so nice to know that u think suddenly of us whenever you’ve passed remarkable poodukens
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04-08-2021, 11:15 AM | #522 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Have you seen What Lies Beneath?
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04-08-2021, 05:39 PM | #523 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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y'all ever heard the story of the poop knife on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfRed...he_poop_knife/
yeah, i have a poop knife now |
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04-08-2021, 08:06 PM | #524 |
Virgo
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Varg Vikernes (Burzum) was arguing with a dude on Twitter yesterday saying this dude wasn't smart enough to enjoy shitting in a bucket because you shouldn't ENJOY shitting.
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04-08-2021, 08:47 PM | #525 |
Braindead
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That explains a lot.
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04-08-2021, 09:59 PM | #526 |
Virgo
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i'm too lazy to post the exchange but I can assure you neither of them won
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04-09-2021, 12:08 PM | #527 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Shitting is like one of the most enjoyable and rewarding things you can do. It's right next to giving negative rep to Took.
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04-09-2021, 05:56 PM | #528 |
Braindead
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I'm sorry for your loss
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04-10-2021, 11:34 AM | #529 |
Virgo
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05-05-2021, 12:18 PM | #530 |
Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
Posts: 9,207
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If you're American, install a bidet right now. At first it's very jarring to have cold water shot up and around your fartbox, but once you get used to it, it's the greatest thing in the world
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05-05-2021, 01:44 PM | #531 |
Braindead
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ok then I won't.
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09-27-2021, 10:46 PM | #532 |
Braindead
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I SWEAR IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE FUCK AM I PRODUCING SO MUCH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN LEGAL
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
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11-16-2021, 05:19 PM | #533 |
Ownz
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simply delighted this was only on page 2
i've been doing 5's for like a year straight. i'm probably going to get diverticulitis and and start shitting out a 2nd belly button |
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11-18-2021, 05:19 AM | #534 |
Braindead
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11-18-2021, 04:26 PM | #535 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: AA meetings
Posts: 4,026
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ha ha ha I do that
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11-18-2021, 04:50 PM | #536 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
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Didn’t know u could stretch a frogs bottomhole quite so wide
Thanks |
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11-19-2021, 09:20 AM | #537 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,880
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i am on my anal period
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11-19-2021, 09:20 AM | #538 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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hello
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11-19-2021, 10:15 AM | #539 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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all kinds of stuff coming out of my butt
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11-19-2021, 10:16 AM | #540 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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food still in the wrapper, the Bible, the Bible Belt, the founding fathers
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