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11-01-2016, 04:44 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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original holiday poetry
i'll start
Christmas is a distraction Consumerism is not a holiday Let's expose its putrefaction And sow the earth with malaise Hail Satan Last edited by reprise85 : 11-01-2016 at 07:57 PM. |
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11-01-2016, 05:01 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Yes Halloween came but we were too tired this year
To carve pumpkins, dress up, or court playful fears Of the fanciful kind. Too full of the real As the culture nosedives midst the strident false spiels |
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11-01-2016, 05:11 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
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Halloween is over
and you're so stupid so just shut up you giant turkey. |
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11-01-2016, 05:16 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Yeah. Mine sucks. Will try harder next time
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11-01-2016, 05:34 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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those are both really good actually
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11-01-2016, 05:35 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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halloween is orange
thanksgiving is brown christmas is red new years is pink this poem has no point im just listing colors |
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11-01-2016, 06:10 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: all over the Internet
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halloween monday
and christmas music tuesday death to all, goodnight |
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11-01-2016, 06:10 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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just a l'il haiku for you
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11-01-2016, 07:57 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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fucking hell i just realized i got autocorrected in my poem
edited. if you've already read it: Christmas is a distraction Consumerism is not a holiday Let's expose its putrefaction And sow the earth with malaise Hail Satan |
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11-01-2016, 07:59 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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i had written it on someone's facebook status all proud and i fucked it up
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11-01-2016, 10:09 PM
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Braindead
 
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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the time of year has come once more to carve pumpkins again
lord knows i'm not yet ready for this most ungrateful sin i blame bill, i blame bill. thorazine - reflect my will! kids will go on trick or treating, and i am now an old man get off my lawn, boys, or i will execute my plan. |
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11-02-2016, 06:01 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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kitties kitties kitties!
so many kitty heads so many kitty paws so many kitty butts they go to the chimney to meet santa claus the do not stop or pause they do not linger, but do extend their claws and rip his fucking head off as santa's blood drips all over the carpet thanks for the new iphone, i love it |
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11-02-2016, 08:19 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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holidays and gifts
family and loved ones near when will death arrive |
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11-02-2016, 08:36 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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Pour another drink my dear,
Christmastime and no-one's here. Just you and me, the kids, the pets. The trampoline, the safety nets. You give me sweets, I give you socks. We dream of turning back the clocks. We grow more ugly, every year. Pour another drink, my dear. |
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11-02-2016, 10:45 PM
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Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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