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Old 02-20-2019, 09:33 PM   #1
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Exclamation You asked for it. Now it's here



https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/t...-butter-pump#/

 
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:33 PM   #2
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NEW AMAZING PRODUCT!

 
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:34 PM   #3
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Why did I get an email about this from an animation studio? Why did somebody make this? It's too ridiculous to be real. But it is. What's happening here?

 
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:35 PM   #4
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Ok now off to the band name thread

 
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:38 PM   #5
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You know the image they chose for the preview on that video doesn't really do it justice so here's a gif


 
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:45 PM   #6
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for the problem you never knew you had!

 
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:51 PM   #7
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:52 PM   #8
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:53 PM   #9
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:53 PM   #10
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:55 PM   #11
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This was about to be my new favorite gif until it ended before the jar was empty. Now I hate it

 
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Old 02-21-2019, 01:17 AM   #12
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even so, that's the biggest bowl of literal dog shit i've ever seen

 
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Old 02-21-2019, 01:20 AM   #13
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there's something extremely nauseating about this. Peanut butter is mostly gross, but it definitely shouldn't be that liquidy unless you're baking with it. Keep it in the fridge and struggle to spread it. Dems the rulez

 
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Old 02-21-2019, 01:25 AM   #14
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WHY DO YOU HATE EVERYTHING I LOVE

 
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:25 AM   #15
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something about the urgency of the constant thrusting,

the squeezing and the squirting,

the male pelvis behind it,

and the piling of diarrhea-esque material in a nice food bowl, with its depictions of fruit in mild colours of pastel...

just...

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Old 02-21-2019, 02:34 AM   #16
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My problem here is that I gave up that sweetened peanut butter years ago and the kind that's just peanuts and salt comes in a smaller jar and this "standard" lid, as they call it, just won't fit

 
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:35 AM   #17
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They've raised $47,280

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 12:53 AM   #18
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i've made pea soup yesterday.

that's all i'm going to say about it.

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 12:59 AM   #19
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WHY DO YOU HATE EVERYTHING I LOVE
it really seems that way, but i like your dog a lot.

it's funny how well we've been able to talk considering our tastes are different on almost everything. it's almost like superficial shit like that doesn't matter

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 07:05 AM   #20
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something about the urgency of the constant thrusting,

the squeezing and the squirting,

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and the piling of diarrhea-esque material in a nice food bowl, with its depictions of fruit in mild colours of pastel...

just...
now you have truly returned

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 07:43 AM   #21
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This, 100%

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 12:49 PM   #22
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What the actual fuck

Who refrigerates peanut butter??!!

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 12:50 PM   #23
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people who use those abortion "combo pb & jelly" jars, for one

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 12:51 PM   #24
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Those aren't real people

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 12:56 PM   #25
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i bet fuzzy uses those

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What the actual fuck

Who refrigerates peanut butter??!!
well do you use 100% peanut butter?

 
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No, but I 100% use peanut butter.

 
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Phone almost corrected that to "peanut buttsex".

Hawt.

 
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Old 02-26-2019, 03:28 PM   #29
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phones have an annoying tendency to remember what we typed previously

 
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