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Old 04-18-2017, 10:10 PM   #601
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:17 PM   #602
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you mean everybody doesn't?


No! Socks or foot-pants are to only be worn directly before a shoe to avoid feet/shoe contact, or in the eventuality that it's so cold that you will freeze your toes.

Also never show up to bed in socks if u wanna rocket.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:19 PM   #603
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gets way too hot (temp wise) snuggling up against her bf's furry outfit

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:19 PM   #604
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well

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:20 PM   #605
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that was an accident

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:32 PM   #606
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Thats what she said.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:44 PM   #607
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Thinks of all kinds of "that's what she said / ur mom" retorts, but in real life has yet to speak one.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:47 PM   #608
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wow that's so incredibly untrue i almost got a nosebleed

also that's sort of a passive aggressive assumption dontchathink
DONT LIE I KNOW THERE IS NO MOPS IN ISRAEL

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:55 PM   #609
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OUR MOPS ARE MADE OF CAMELS AND THEY R BETTER THAN UR MOPS

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:42 PM   #610
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to be clear, mop:

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/pro...compressed.jpg


not a mop:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/cec...0&odnBg=FFFFFF

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:56 PM   #611
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I only use a swifter to mop sorry

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:56 PM   #612
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Shoes off inside the house please

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:57 PM   #613
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My mom won't take her shoes off 😡

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:02 AM   #614
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yes you're right, clarity of intention is of utmost importance.

camel:

http://elelur.com/data_images/mammal...l/camel-08.jpg

not a camel:

http://loudwire.com/files/2012/02/Kerry-King.jpg

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:03 AM   #615
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We have camels in NJ

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:04 AM   #616
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My assumption about teh bolly is he is a margarine user

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:06 AM   #617
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all you people assume terribly crappy things about me and quite frankly it's starting to piss me off

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:07 AM   #618
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I wanted to say canola oil

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:08 AM   #619
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I have toast on my mind

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:08 AM   #620
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all you people assume terribly crappy things about me and quite frankly it's starting to piss me off
Remembers most of his minor fights with past gfs

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:09 AM   #621
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He probably doesn't even lift.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:10 AM   #622
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I have toast on my mind
This will be the title of my next hit song

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:12 AM   #623
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Remembers most of his minor fights with past gfs
i do and frequently torture over it wishing i could have handled things better

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:13 AM   #624
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...and he'd pretend not to notice a breast lump, acting like it's come as a surprise to him once he's done.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:28 AM   #625
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considers buying free range pork for his home made dumplings

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:34 AM   #626
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...ultimately electing to buy the most tortured pigs on the market, instead.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:54 PM   #627
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total clean freak

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:10 PM   #628
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Thinks of all kinds of "that's what she said / ur mom" retorts, but in real life has yet to speak one.
Oh no. On the contrary, back when I had friends I delivered some scathingly successful that's what she said comments. once i had the whole elevator laughing at the homeless shelter.

now that i have no friends i just mutter that's what she said to myself and then nervously giggle to myself and stop short and glance around to see if anyone has noticed

if not i giggle a little more.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 05:19 PM   #629
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this sounds super creepy

"oh god no please don't kill me!"

"that's what she said"
Is so lactose intolerant farts uncontrollably just driving by a cow, posts here exclusively while pooping vile ibs/milk poops

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 05:33 PM   #630
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lets the dog lick his toes

 
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