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Old 01-02-2017, 10:38 PM   #31
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everytime somebody wants to talk about sex here board be like

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Old 01-02-2017, 10:43 PM   #32
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I would imagine that depends a lot on what you like personally. Not everyone is going to have sex the same way or like the same sexual things, which is why it's good there are lots of people in the world and we should have a lot of sex to figure out what is good for us and who matches with our own wants and needs the best
I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:05 PM   #33
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Hmmmm

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:06 PM   #34
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I do like hearing episodes of Discos encounters though

He rocks a leather jacket in a way I only dream of
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Me too
Lol, I thought everybody hated my stories because they are immature over-analyses of mundane social interactions that are only novel to me because I rarely socially interact. Then again, maybe that makes it like Martian poetry or something. Also, none of my social interaction stories have been sex stories.

Though I think Elph could definitely rock a leather jacket better than I can. He has that lanky physique that makes slim-fitting clothes look real cool. Could pull off some SLP aesthetic or something. I have to worry about if my abnormally-feminine hips are made apparent by whatever I'm putting on.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:08 PM   #35
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Well I wouldn't publish 'em

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:08 PM   #36
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I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied
"You trash collector, you."

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Old 01-02-2017, 11:10 PM   #37
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👹

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:10 PM   #38
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I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied
posts like this is exactly why you get harassed and taken advantage of by board members, bonnie.

get your act together!

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:12 PM   #39
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I never made them b4. It's been more like this talking makes others stay away.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:15 PM   #40
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sounds like your sexual attitudes are being distorted by pr0n

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:17 PM   #41
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I thought you two dudes were making a safe space to talk about sex freely?

Now alla sudden you're pulling in the reins? Typical.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:19 PM   #42
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Typical Liberal Bullshit

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:24 PM   #43
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sounds like your sexual attitudes are being distorted by pr0n
I dont even know n e more

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:24 PM   #44
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can we please talk about sex machines?

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:29 PM   #45
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:36 PM   #46
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board's weird today man, i'm outta here

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:40 PM   #47
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Run.

Run as far away as you can you little shitstain.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:41 PM   #48
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I'm the one who knocks.

 
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Old 01-02-2017, 11:41 PM   #49
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Old 01-03-2017, 07:38 AM   #50
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That's a sweet song.

 
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Old 01-03-2017, 07:28 PM   #51
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can't wait for Vix to fuck this thread up!
Hot.

 
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Old 01-03-2017, 07:37 PM   #52
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i have a significant other but i'd feel tacky talking about our sex life in any form, not only because a few netphorians have met her but because it's weird to talk about it if she's not here to consent to it.

 
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Old 01-03-2017, 08:29 PM   #53
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forget her sex life. Talk about your own!

 
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:26 PM   #54
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Old 01-03-2017, 11:08 PM   #55
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Is your sex partner the one you made a baby with?

 
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Old 01-03-2017, 11:28 PM   #56
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all my zygotes is in the trash

 
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Old 01-03-2017, 11:29 PM   #57
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Is your sex partner the one you made a baby with?
Yes

We made babby

 
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Old 01-03-2017, 11:32 PM   #58
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Old 01-03-2017, 11:51 PM   #59
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Old 01-04-2017, 12:01 AM   #60
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Holy shit their both bold.

 
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