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Old 01-16-2018, 01:03 PM   #1
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Old 01-16-2018, 02:43 PM   #2
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Old 01-16-2018, 02:48 PM   #3
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:08 PM   #4
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how's the baby?
babby is doing well, thank you. she's five and a half months old now. lots of smiles and laffs. seems there's some new development nearly every day, some little evolution of character or behavior that makes her an increasingly active participant in the world. paired with the nearly unfathomable and persistent reality of having made a person, it is staggering to observe.

the other day we went to the park and she swung in the swing set for the first time. the pure delight in her reaction, and maybe the way the light was, or something, just did me in entirely.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:08 PM   #5
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:19 PM   #6
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if I could ask you anything, what would I ask you?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:19 PM   #7
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might as well throw the telly out and watch the babby instead

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:13 PM   #8
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What's your favourite beverage, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:30 PM   #9
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if I could ask you anything, what would I ask you?
beffen?

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What's your favourite beverage, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic?
i don't drink these days, and when i did, my sphere of booze savvy had a stunted radius. "hard liquor with a bit of ice," is how i'd describe my go-to spirit

non-alcoholic, i'd say lemon ginger tea or very cold sparkling water give or take a lime

favorites of anything are totally context-dependent, though

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:01 PM   #10
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babby is doing well, thank you. she's five and a half months old now. lots of smiles and laffs. seems there's some new development nearly every day, some little evolution of character or behavior that makes her an increasingly active participant in the world. paired with the nearly unfathomable and persistent reality of having made a person, it is staggering to observe.

the other day we went to the park and she swung in the swing set for the first time. the pure delight in her reaction, and maybe the way the light was, or something, just did me in entirely.
i'm glad you got/get to experience these moments. i honestly can't imagine having a creature i made with a person i love and trust who has half my dna and half of their dna who is becoming a human... you know what i mean, capable of reflecting on life, morals, happiness, sadness, etc, with a personality... shit man, a little jealous if i'm being honest

what other first things has she done?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:21 PM   #11
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wat is the meanings of life

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Old 01-16-2018, 05:21 PM   #12
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Old 01-16-2018, 06:10 PM   #13
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Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 06:47 PM   #14
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i'm glad you got/get to experience these moments. i honestly can't imagine having a creature i made with a person i love and trust who has half my dna and half of their dna who is becoming a human... you know what i mean, capable of reflecting on life, morals, happiness, sadness, etc, with a personality... shit man, a little jealous if i'm being honest

what other first things has she done?
thank you. and i can hardly fathom it, either, despite her existence. it's wild stuff.

other firsts are the usual things like first smile, first laugh, responding to her name, watching her realize she has hands aka "grabbers" and slowly discovering their usefulness

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still hung up on what meaning is

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this is a great question and i have no actual answer. i'd like to have amassed a mighty collection of cardigans and slippers. maybe living in the blue hills of western north carolina or the adirondacks. messy sculpture studio in the shed. daughter chasing fireflies amid a twilight chorus of cicadas and frogs

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 07:46 PM   #15
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what aspect of your personality would you like to change if you could?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:12 PM   #16
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well my self esteem has remained absent for the last couple of decades

im working on it

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:14 PM   #17
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Do u smoke ganja?

Have you ever listened to Boris?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:18 PM   #18
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:05 PM   #19
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thank you. and i can hardly fathom it, either, despite her existence. it's wild stuff.

other firsts are the usual things like first smile, first laugh, responding to her name, watching her realize she has hands aka "grabbers" and slowly discovering their usefulness
have you noticed her having complex thoughts? i know that's hard to explain but like... something like recognizing herself in a mirror or figuring out a use for something all by herself that amuses her?

perhaps i've taken too many psychology courses...

this child came from your SPERM what the fuck

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:08 PM   #20
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:24 PM   #22
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that's like asking if a female fetus can get pregnant, making a woman a mother and grandmother simultaneously

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:27 PM   #23
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Did you test the theory that newborn babies have an innate ability to swim that is forgotten after about a month?

"I bet it won't drown" could conceivably finance an entire infanthood's worth of nappies.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:32 PM   #24
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next questions.

excluding earth, what is your favorite planet?

have you ever eaten grass?

do you prefer grape or cherry medicine?

what brand of toothpaste do you use?

what happens when we die?

 
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:06 AM   #25
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have you noticed her having complex thoughts? i know that's hard to explain but like... something like recognizing herself in a mirror or figuring out a use for something all by herself that amuses her?

perhaps i've taken too many psychology courses...

this child came from your SPERM what the fuck
she loves to look in the mirror. i dunno how she's interpreting what she sees, but she knows it's herself. weird stuff.

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"I bet it won't drown" could conceivably finance an entire infanthood's worth of nappies.
i will admit to a moderate degree of curiosity

 
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Old 01-17-2018, 12:17 AM   #26
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next questions.

excluding earth, what is your favorite planet?

have you ever eaten grass?

do you prefer grape or cherry medicine?

what brand of toothpaste do you use?

what happens when we die?
neptune

no but have chewed the long stems when it goes to seed

i dont take any medicine these days that is grape or cherry flavored, but i would choose cherry

crest or colgate, not sure off the top of my head, no brand loyalty

absolute cessation of all manner of experience

 
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Never listened to boris...

 
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Old 01-17-2018, 01:27 AM   #28
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If you feel like sharing anything from you time in Morocco, O Soaker of Corks, please feel free to do so.

 
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What question would you really not like to have to answer?

 
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If you feel like sharing anything from you time in Morocco, O Soaker of Corks, please feel free to do so.
anything in particular you're like to know?

 
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