What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a crush? - Page 2

Ram27 · 01-06-2018, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ram27

On our last day of class, I said to her 'goodbye forever' because I am a fucking motherfucking idiot who doesn't deserve command of the english language

What in the fuck was I expecting her to say to that?? What am I doing?

I just realized how awkward that must've been for her. I said that same goodbye, as a joke, to my friend in high school. But obv the dynamic is different with a guy I've known since middle school and a girl who didn't like me back

tips on disappearing into the void?

FlamingGlobes · 01-06-2018, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ram27

tips on disappearing into the void?

Run To Me · 01-06-2018, 09:26 PM

Don't fret twentyseven every time u make an ass out of u over a ladyppl/crush it just makes you bolder older deader/cooler and readier to not be such a peen/dweeb next time

ilikeplanets · 01-06-2018, 09:34 PM

sage advice said with eloquence

LaBelle · 01-06-2018, 10:22 PM

Did you just come out of a butt!?
Cause you're hot shit.

LaBelle · 01-06-2018, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ram27

tips on disappearing into the void?

How does that song go?

Be yourself is all that chicken do.

redbreegull · 01-06-2018, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Run To Me

Don't fret twentyseven every time u make an ass out of u over a ladyppl/crush it just makes you bolder older deader/cooler and readier to not be such a peen/dweeb next time

the great philosophy of our time

jimmay · 01-07-2018, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ram27

tips on disappearing into the void?

please

fuzzyroes · 01-08-2018, 12:10 AM

I remember when I was 16 I was outside this elementary school drinking beer with my 14 year old girlfriend and then someone alerted that the cops had pulled in out front so I handed her the bag of beer and bolted! I forget what happened, but they didn't even end up checking the bag, but after she was like "man, you just ran away!" and I was all "The cops were there though!!!"

I essentially just left her for dead and was only concerned about covering my own butt!

Man I was an idiot...

buzzard · 01-08-2018, 03:38 AM

Shallowed · 01-08-2018, 07:32 AM

Did your girlfriend know you had a crush on her?

LaBelle · 01-08-2018, 08:30 AM

Story isn't about a crush or something that was said.

lol

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-08-2018, 09:07 AM

lololo

FoolofaTook · 01-08-2018, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmay

please

JIMB0!!!

Shallowed · 09-11-2018, 08:57 AM

yo soy el mejor · 09-11-2018, 09:08 AM

Shallowed · 09-11-2018, 09:11 AM

the sad sex thread

FlamingGlobes · 09-12-2018, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

#Mittloaf

Underrated post.

Elphenor · 09-12-2018, 10:24 PM

I guess just awkwardly staring at blue vesty for 3 months is getting there

yo soy el mejor · 09-12-2018, 11:35 PM

i used to have a crush on a dude and i just called him black shoes cause he wore black shoes and i was like whoa that's crazy and i'm gonna call you black shoes now whatever. pero like he didn't know so it just like became this thing that i said it's kinda crazy.

Elphenor · 09-13-2018, 12:15 AM

her name is Brittany

yo soy el mejor · 09-13-2018, 12:17 AM

no wonder u call her blue vesty

yo soy el mejor · 09-13-2018, 12:17 AM

Elphenor · 09-13-2018, 12:30 AM

she is scurry

all 95lbs of her

Elphenor · 09-13-2018, 12:36 AM

hiiiiiiiiii Brittany

wHATcOLOR · 09-13-2018, 01:43 AM

"see you tomorrow" or "i'll call you" or something like that :/ some dude overheard and mocked me for it

buzzard · 09-13-2018, 02:09 AM

I occasionally think back to overhearing a young lad approaching a girl in town with, "What's your name, bro?"

I would have described the tone as suave delinquent.

wHATcOLOR · 09-13-2018, 03:41 AM

is that some kind of... reference???

buzzard · 09-13-2018, 03:47 AM

Yeah, I know how this story ends.

It ends with me not being married, doesn't it?

wHATcOLOR · 09-13-2018, 04:57 AM

0/*\0

01-08-2018, 03:38 AM	#40
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 5,483	Was?

09-11-2018, 08:57 AM	#45
Shallowed Braindead Location: A compostable condom made from 100% recycled materials Posts: 16,733	bump

09-11-2018, 09:08 AM	#46
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 41,682	y?

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01-06-2018, 09:26 PM	#33
Run To Me Apocalyptic Poster Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 4,433	Don't fret twentyseven every time u make an ass out of u over a ladyppl/crush it just makes you bolder older deader/cooler and readier to not be such a peen/dweeb next time

01-06-2018, 09:34 PM	#34
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 13,385	sage advice said with eloquence

01-06-2018, 10:22 PM	#35
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: The baddest of asses Posts: 10,089	Did you just come out of a butt!? Cause you're hot shit.

01-08-2018, 12:10 AM	#39
fuzzyroes Immortal Posts: 20,056	I remember when I was 16 I was outside this elementary school drinking beer with my 14 year old girlfriend and then someone alerted that the cops had pulled in out front so I handed her the bag of beer and bolted! I forget what happened, but they didn't even end up checking the bag, but after she was like "man, you just ran away!" and I was all "The cops were there though!!!" I essentially just left her for dead and was only concerned about covering my own butt! Man I was an idiot...

01-08-2018, 07:32 AM	#41
Shallowed Braindead Location: A compostable condom made from 100% recycled materials Posts: 16,733	Did your girlfriend know you had a crush on her?

01-08-2018, 08:30 AM	#42
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: The baddest of asses Posts: 10,089	Story isn't about a crush or something that was said. lol

01-08-2018, 09:07 AM	#43
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 30,658	lololo

09-11-2018, 09:11 AM	#47
Shallowed Braindead Location: A compostable condom made from 100% recycled materials Posts: 16,733	the sad sex thread

09-12-2018, 10:24 PM	#49
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 15,467	I guess just awkwardly staring at blue vesty for 3 months is getting there

09-12-2018, 11:35 PM	#50
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 41,682	i used to have a crush on a dude and i just called him black shoes cause he wore black shoes and i was like whoa that's crazy and i'm gonna call you black shoes now whatever. pero like he didn't know so it just like became this thing that i said it's kinda crazy.

09-13-2018, 12:15 AM	#51
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 15,467	her name is Brittany

09-13-2018, 12:17 AM	#52
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 41,682	no wonder u call her blue vesty

09-13-2018, 12:30 AM	#54
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 15,467	she is scurry all 95lbs of her

09-13-2018, 12:36 AM	#55
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 15,467	hiiiiiiiiii Brittany

09-13-2018, 01:43 AM	#56
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,096	"see you tomorrow" or "i'll call you" or something like that :/ some dude overheard and mocked me for it

09-13-2018, 02:09 AM	#57
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 5,483	I occasionally think back to overhearing a young lad approaching a girl in town with, "What's your name, bro?" I would have described the tone as suave delinquent.

09-13-2018, 03:41 AM	#58
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,096	is that some kind of... reference???

09-13-2018, 03:47 AM	#59
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 5,483	Yeah, I know how this story ends. It ends with me not being married, doesn't it?

09-13-2018, 04:57 AM	#60
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,096	0/*\0