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Old 08-24-2016, 09:22 PM   #61
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you were the other one
oh I wondered. Yeah, secret's out I guess.

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 09:30 PM   #62
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even the guy who raped me repeatedly didn't make me do ATM. although he had no problem degrading me so it probably just didn't turn him on. lucky for me. i can't imagine it not feeling degrading but everyone's different

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 09:48 PM   #63
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Another question: which time travel theory is your favorite?

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:18 PM   #64
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were you the one to swallow cum from a butt-smothered cock?

cause if you weren't i don't think you can comment
my ass, my mouth. but condom. and i took it off him before i sucked it and took his load in my throat

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:19 PM   #65
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great job turning the tables on the table turner

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:29 PM   #66
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Q: How did you meet duovamp? Are you also involved in banking? All of us assume you must be.
Hi! I met him after college when I was working. I knew him in high school but...he was pretty annoying. But then when I saw him later...he wasn't so bad. And he had nice shoes, so...

And no, not in banking at all. I'm awful at math. I'd mess up everyone's accounts, and not for the better. It's funny that you assume he could only meet someone in banking though.

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:31 PM   #67
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Q: Is duo an embezzler?
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Q: If duo was an embezzler, would you lie to a judge for him?
Yes, obviously. And oh honey, that ship has already sailed...

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:33 PM   #68
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the best orgasm i've ever had was with a cock up my ass and my dick balls deep in tang


BOOM!

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:58 PM   #69
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you know when you are getting head and it's so good you see stars and feel like you are gonna black out

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 11:01 PM   #70
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with a butt plug?

yeah

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 11:07 PM   #71
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kinky

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 11:58 PM   #72
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If being married to duovamp wasn't enough to clean out the last vestiges of Clamato's innocence, this thread surely will have finished the job.

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:02 AM   #73
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oh yeah, we're such filthy badasses

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:58 AM   #74
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Good sex isn't about being a badass so who cares

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:25 AM   #75
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uh that's not what i was talking about, gail the snail

just the idea from some that netphoria is a uniquely dark place that corrupts innocence... i was responding to that idea

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 04:20 AM   #76
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Please don't salt my posts.

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 04:36 AM   #77
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please don't salt my clamato.

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 04:36 AM   #78
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clamato, how do you feel about pandas?

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 05:13 AM   #79
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would you agree that Black&White by Michael Jackson is in fact an anthem about indiscriminate child rape? select lyrics attached for your convenience.

Quote:
I took my baby on a Saturday bang
"Boy, is that girl with you?"
Yes, we're one and the same

Now I believe in miracles
And a miracle has happened tonight

But if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white

I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets
I ain't scare of nobody
Girl, when the goin' gets mean


Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now
Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now

[2x]
It's black, it's white
It's tough for you to get by
It's black, it's white, woo

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 05:17 AM   #80
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also, clamato, would you agree that shooting some unproductive innocent child is way better than shooting harambe?

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 05:22 AM   #81
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Not to rush things but shouldnt we have had a boob pic from clamato by now?

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 11:02 AM   #82
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/insert pic of duovamp

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 11:44 AM   #83
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haha

ZING

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:15 PM   #84
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also, clamato, would you agree that shooting some unproductive innocent child is way better than shooting harambe?
#DicksOut

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 08:29 PM   #85
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Q: why will people pour a bucket of ice water over their heads for ALS but they won't take their #dicksout for Harambe?

 
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Old 08-25-2016, 10:16 PM   #86
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I mean I get that she has a job and then the dungeon work for duo when she gets home but this thread is moving slower then the TBK releases rite now

the people want answers!

feed my obsession!

 
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Old 08-26-2016, 08:43 AM   #87
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I'll force her to answer more for you when she gets a chance. She's a busy woman since my dungeon is p messy.

 
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Old 08-26-2016, 08:56 AM   #88
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well just see that you do.

 
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Old 08-28-2016, 11:32 AM   #89
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this is literally the WORST THREAD OF ALL TIME.

 
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