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Old 01-06-2018, 09:23 PM   #31
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On our last day of class, I said to her 'goodbye forever' because I am a fucking motherfucking idiot who doesn't deserve command of the english language

What in the fuck was I expecting her to say to that?? What am I doing?
I just realized how awkward that must've been for her. I said that same goodbye, as a joke, to my friend in high school. But obv the dynamic is different with a guy I've known since middle school and a girl who didn't like me back

tips on disappearing into the void?

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 09:24 PM   #32
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Old 01-06-2018, 09:26 PM   #33
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Don't fret twentyseven every time u make an ass out of u over a ladyppl/crush it just makes you bolder older deader/cooler and readier to not be such a peen/dweeb next time

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 09:34 PM   #34
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sage advice said with eloquence

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:22 PM   #35
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Did you just come out of a butt!?
Cause you're hot shit.

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:36 PM   #36
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tips on disappearing into the void?
How does that song go?

Be yourself is all that chicken do.

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:39 PM   #37
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Don't fret twentyseven every time u make an ass out of u over a ladyppl/crush it just makes you bolder older deader/cooler and readier to not be such a peen/dweeb next time
the great philosophy of our time

 
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Old 01-07-2018, 02:32 PM   #38
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tips on disappearing into the void?
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Old 01-08-2018, 12:10 AM   #39
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I remember when I was 16 I was outside this elementary school drinking beer with my 14 year old girlfriend and then someone alerted that the cops had pulled in out front so I handed her the bag of beer and bolted! I forget what happened, but they didn't even end up checking the bag, but after she was like "man, you just ran away!" and I was all "The cops were there though!!!"

I essentially just left her for dead and was only concerned about covering my own butt!

Man I was an idiot...

 
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Old 01-08-2018, 03:38 AM   #40
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Was?

 
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Old 01-08-2018, 07:32 AM   #41
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Did your girlfriend know you had a crush on her?

 
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Old 01-08-2018, 08:30 AM   #42
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Story isn't about a crush or something that was said.

lol

 
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Old 01-08-2018, 09:07 AM   #43
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lololo

 
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Old 01-08-2018, 03:35 PM   #44
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please
JIMB0!!!

 
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:57 AM   #45
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:08 AM   #46
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y?

 
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:11 AM   #47
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the sad sex thread

 
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Old 09-12-2018, 08:58 PM   #48
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#Mittloaf
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Old 09-12-2018, 10:24 PM   #49
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I guess just awkwardly staring at blue vesty for 3 months is getting there

 
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:35 PM   #50
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i used to have a crush on a dude and i just called him black shoes cause he wore black shoes and i was like whoa that's crazy and i'm gonna call you black shoes now whatever. pero like he didn't know so it just like became this thing that i said it's kinda crazy.

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 12:15 AM   #51
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her name is Brittany

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 12:17 AM   #52
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no wonder u call her blue vesty

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 12:17 AM   #53
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lol

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 12:30 AM   #54
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she is scurry

all 95lbs of her

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 12:36 AM   #55
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hiiiiiiiiii Brittany

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 01:43 AM   #56
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"see you tomorrow" or "i'll call you" or something like that :/ some dude overheard and mocked me for it

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 02:09 AM   #57
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I occasionally think back to overhearing a young lad approaching a girl in town with, "What's your name, bro?"

I would have described the tone as suave delinquent.

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 03:41 AM   #58
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is that some kind of... reference???

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 03:47 AM   #59
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Yeah, I know how this story ends.

It ends with me not being married, doesn't it?

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 04:57 AM   #60
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