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07-26-2019, 12:05 PM | #1 | ||
Janis Jopleybird
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Do you believe this bullshit "change Halloween's date" petition
This utter garbage right here
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I went out every year in the dead of night without parents or, fuckin', reflective tape on my costume or anything and I didn't die But if I deserved to, I would have taken the L because Halloween is fucking awesome #KeepHalloweenLethal |
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07-26-2019, 12:07 PM | #2 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Sounds like dumb internet outrage bait.
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07-26-2019, 12:09 PM | #3 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Not that I buy into dumb ideas like “Things were shitty for me as a kid so they should be shitty for everyone else forever.”
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07-26-2019, 12:15 PM | #4 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Listen
The difference here is that things ruled for me as a kid and I want them to rule for kids forever I don't expect this petition to take the country by storm; I'm just appalled by the idea that someone would propose Halloween be less dangerous |
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07-26-2019, 12:23 PM | #5 |
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my father discussed halloween safety when he told me to watch out for razorblades in my candy. it's always been my least favorite holiday tho...such a drag to wear a costume and i can buy my own candy tyvm but i'm not even a candy freak like that
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07-26-2019, 12:40 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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I sort of get it. I wouldn’t want them to change trick or treat to daytime...but a Saturday night would be nice. It’s always on a school night so it’s always sort of rushed for my kids. If it wasn’t a school night we’d provably stay out trick or treating a little bit later, we’d probably let them eat more candy when we get home. Instead it’s like oh we gotta get home and get ready for bed bc you have school the next day and oh don’t eat too much chocolate bc then you won’t be able to sleep!
And it’s hard for working parents -my hub usually has to miss out on doing it which I know he hates. |
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07-26-2019, 12:46 PM | #7 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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I want my Halloween on boring-ass Tuesday nights and my children’s guts smeared into the pavement by a Hallmark store assistant manager’s pumpkin-spice-fueled rampage through a neighborhood.
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07-26-2019, 10:47 PM | #8 |
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this really doesn't sound like a bad idea to me tbh
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07-26-2019, 10:51 PM | #9 | |
Minion of Satan
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For example, Halloween and 4th July At least for the older ones, it’s not like a crime if they’re up a little late, just have to be extra gentle with them the next day as they behave like trollfucks |
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07-27-2019, 09:32 AM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
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Yeah we do that for the 4th and new year but not so much for Halloween bc of school.
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07-27-2019, 10:23 AM | #11 |
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07-27-2019, 10:23 AM | #12 |
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I went to school with some redneck crackers
Right around the time 3rd Bass dropped the cactus album But I was readin Malcolm I changed my name in '89 cleaning parts of my brain Like a baby nine I took a history class serious Front row, every day of the week, 3rd period Fuckin with the teachers had, callin em racist I tried to show them crackers some light, they couldn't face it I got my diploma from a school called Rickers Full of, teenage mothers, and drug dealin niggas In the hallways, the popo was always present Searchin through niggas possessions Lookin for, dope and weapons, get your lessons That's why my moms kept stressin I tried to pay attention but they classes wasn't interestin They seemed to only glorify the Europeans Claimin Africans were only three-fifths a human being They schools can't teach us shit My people need freedom, we tryin to get all we can get All my high school teachers can suck my dick Tellin me white man lies straight bullshit (echoes) They schools aint teachin us, what we need to know to survive (Say what, say what) They schools don't educate, all they teach the people is lies (chorus) You see dog, you see how quick these motherfuckers be to like Be tellin niggas get a diploma so you can get a job Knowwhatimsayin but they don't never tell you how the job Gonna exploit you every time knowwhatimsayin that's why I be like Fuck they schools! School is like a 12 step brainwash camp They make you think if you drop out you aint got a chance To advance in life, they try to make you pull your pants up Students fight the teachers and get took away in handcuffs And if that wasn't enough, then they expel y'all Your peoples understand it but to them, you a failure Observation and participation, my favorite teachers When they beat us in the head with them books, it don't reach us Whether you breakdance or rock suede addidas Or be in the bathroom with your clique, smokin reefer Then you know they math class aint important 'less you addin up cash In multiples, unemployment aint rewardin They may as well teach us extortion You either get paid or locked up, the pricipal is like a warden In a four year sentence, mad niggas never finish But that doesn't mean I couldn't be a doctor or a dentist [Chorus, 1st part x2] Cuz for real, a mind is a terrible thing to waste And all y'all high class niggas with y'all nose up Cuz we droppin this shit on this joint, fuck y'all We gon speak for ourselves Knowhatimsayin? Cuz see the schools aint teachin us nothin They aint teachin us nothin but how to be slaves and hardworkers For white people to build up they shit Make they businesses successful while it's exploitin us Knowhatimsayin? And they aint teachin us nothin related to Solvin our own problems, knowhatimsayin? Aint teachin us how to get crack out the ghetto They aint teachin us how to stop the police from murdering us And brutalizing us, they aint teachin us how to get our rent paid Knowhatimsayin? They aint teachin our families how to interact Better with each other, knowhatimsayin? They just teachin us How to build they shit up, knowhatimsayin? That's why my niggas Got a problem with this shit, that's why niggas be droppin out that Shit cuz it don't relate, you go to school the fuckin police Searchin you you walkin in your shit like this a military compound Knowhatimsayin? So school don't even relate to us Until we have some shit where we control the fuckin school system Where we reflect how we gon solve our own problems Them niggas aint gon relate to school, shit that just how it is Knowhatimsayin? And I love education, knowhatimsayin? But if education aint elevatin me, then you knowhatimsayin it aint Takin me where I need to go on some bullshit, then fuck education Knowhatimsayin? At least they shit, matter of fact my nigga this whole school system can suck my dick, BEEYOTCH!! |
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07-27-2019, 10:24 AM | #13 |
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
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07-27-2019, 10:24 AM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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pero eventually, sometimes, schooling sadly becomes a necessity.
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07-27-2019, 11:20 AM | #15 |
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I like when Halloween falls in the middle of the week because it usually means that there will be parties all week since there's no consensus on when is best to have them.
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07-27-2019, 04:12 PM | #16 | |
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07-27-2019, 08:47 PM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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this poem rules
this poem Last edited by yo soy el mejor : 07-27-2019 at 08:54 PM. Reason: needed an exclamation point! |
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07-28-2019, 01:02 AM | #18 |
Braindead
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i want it to remain on the 31st solely because i hate remembering holidays by days of the week and not dates. i need to pay extra attention to not fuck up which week is thanksgiving, mother's day, father's day, and especially arbor day.
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07-28-2019, 08:46 AM | #19 |
Minion of Satan
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I can’t wait for fall and school to start. 24 days left! I have a countdown on my phone. (Only bc my little guy asks me practically everyday how long until he starts kindergarten)
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07-28-2019, 10:23 AM | #20 |
Braindead
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Halloween is basically the last safe day and then everything turns to shit until late April. Summer forever!
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07-28-2019, 12:27 PM | #21 |
Virgo
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I, for one, support our troops (no big deal).
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07-28-2019, 01:06 PM | #22 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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would you do anal with them (no big deal)?
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07-28-2019, 01:06 PM | #23 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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(i would)
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07-28-2019, 01:06 PM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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well?
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07-28-2019, 07:19 PM | #25 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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deep subject
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07-28-2019, 08:15 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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07-28-2019, 08:27 PM | #27 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Endless summer, summer, summer, yeah.
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07-29-2019, 06:02 AM | #28 | |
Socialphobic
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it was shitty having to clean up after myself and lug my heavy schoolbag on my back, walking home....but after seeing maids doing all of that stuff for kids, and the kids being ungrateful and disrespectful, I kinda think those things should be shitty for my kids, too |
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07-29-2019, 10:12 AM | #29 |
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hate it thanks
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07-29-2019, 10:44 AM | #30 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Halloween should be BANISHED because it is SATANIC.
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