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Old 05-30-2019, 11:46 AM   #1
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Question How do you think you'll die and why

Judging by the amount of close calls I've had, I'm likely going to fall in the shower and break my neck, or crack my skull open when no one else is home and slowly bleed out weeping in agony and fear

How do you think you're going to go out, what makes you think that, and heck, maybe how long do you think you have left

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:13 PM   #2
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death from over-senescence.

duh.

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:26 PM   #3
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I’ll make it my business to die in a public place due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Don’t try and stop me.

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:29 PM   #4
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I'm immortal.

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:30 PM   #5
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Fuck.

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:30 PM   #6
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I have inside the blood of kings.
I have no rivals.
No man shall be my equal.

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:35 PM   #7
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suicide or murder

because those are just the dice that have been rolled, my dudes

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:43 PM   #8
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THE DIE IS CAST

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:44 PM   #9
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suicide or murder

because those are just the dice that have been rolled, my dudes
Itís always good to know you have a way out.

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:49 PM   #10
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Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me

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Old 05-30-2019, 12:51 PM   #11
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Iíll make it my business to die in a public place due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Donít try and stop me.
Ah, "The Mulder," excellent

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:52 PM   #12
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Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me.
I think I read about your most recent one, jeeeeeeeeeeez louise that sounded scary

Be safe out there

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 12:53 PM   #13
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I'll be moving to a city with good public transit soon and forgoing car ownership. Assuming I survive the next 6-8 months of driving among meth addicts and alcoholics, my hope is that this decision will extend my life somewhat

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 03:55 PM   #14
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probably some sudden worsening of a long term health problem that i develop in 2-3 decades. yuck.

 
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Old 05-30-2019, 07:59 PM   #15
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Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me.
Sounds more to me like you've got a natural resistance to dying in car crashes. It will probably be ALS.

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 12:31 AM   #16
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probably cancer
possibly heart attack or suicide

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 01:24 AM   #17
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The devil will probably get me somehow

Like take over my hands and steer me off the commuting strip and into the treetops, the cool dim gully below

This belief is b/c they told me, as a child, that there is a devil and that he likes it when i masturbate

Still jacking today, away

So 2 + 2 = basically the devil’s had me since forever, just a matter of time before he cashes in

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 07:27 AM   #18
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Masturbating while driving is the number 1 cause of death in Salt Lake City.

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 07:28 AM   #19
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I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe

Cause that's how trans women die

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 07:29 AM   #20
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Old 05-31-2019, 08:00 AM   #21
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why resort to your old avatar when your current would be perfectly suitable?

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 12:44 PM   #22
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Like take over my hands and steer me off the commuting strip and into the treetops, the cool dim gully below
Very Faulknerian

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 12:45 PM   #23
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I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe
I know I started a thread about dying and cancer and stuff but man, this really makes me sad and I'm sorry the world is such shit

People love you

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 02:46 PM   #24
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Suicide - Gun

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 06:07 PM   #25
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As a child, I once had the neighbourhood wizard who worships a sock-puppet idol in his basement foretell how I would die.


 
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Old 05-31-2019, 08:36 PM   #26
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Probably suicide after seizing upon a moment of impulsiveness

 
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Old 05-31-2019, 08:36 PM   #27
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I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe

Cause that's how trans women die
Not if you murder them first!

 
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Old 06-01-2019, 05:28 PM   #28
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i dunno. but i dreamed once i would die in november of 2037, so i think i will stay inside that month unless i'm depressed or something.

 
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Old 06-01-2019, 09:05 PM   #29
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A ouija spirit told me i would die at 72

Sounds about right, probably

 
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Old 06-01-2019, 09:08 PM   #30
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oh i forgot, probably liver disease. i have Nonalcoholic Steatohepatitis aka your liver looks like absolute shit even though you're not an alcoholic and it's more common in fat people but we're not really sure why you have it

but since they cured Hep C maybe NASH will get some funding

btw is it wide known that most forms of Hepatitis C can be cured now?

 
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