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Old 11-11-2015, 02:29 AM   #1
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Default If you could travel back in time . . .

. . . who would you screw?

Tom Forman (silent movie actor/director - he killed himself, very tragic)

http://www.silentsaregolden.com/photos2/tomforman2.jpg

John the Baptist (I heard he was good at giving head)

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Old 11-11-2015, 02:30 AM   #2
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:31 AM   #3
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Interesting. I think he got screwed a lot back in the day.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:35 AM   #4
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1995 billy corgan

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:38 AM   #5
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1995 billy corgan
naw man 1991 billy corgan

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:40 AM   #6
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mary before jesus fucked up her uterus.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:42 AM   #7
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probably Audrey Hepburn. pretty high on the list anyway.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:45 AM   #8
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My younger self.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:47 AM   #9
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malcom in the middle

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 02:58 AM   #10
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none of those are dead but young versions of:

Carol Lynley
Debbie Harry
Jane Wiedlin
Shirley Maclaine (the apartment era)
Pamela Franklin
Hayley Mills (60's era)
Jenny wright

others i forget.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 09:10 AM   #11
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My grandmother.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 09:21 AM   #12
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Probably Eddie from Baywatch

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 10:27 AM   #13
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My younger self.
You would truly fuck the space/time continuum.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:27 PM   #14
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I would only be the most eloquently-symmetrical manifestation of the fact that those who commit sexual abuse were often sexually abused as children.

 
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Old 11-11-2015, 01:41 PM   #15
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i know a few people i wouldn't screw if i could take it back.

but the thing i'd probably most avoiding doing again is jumping off that stage in 1998, the time nobody caught me and I fractured my spine and now have permanent back pain.

 
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