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08-22-2018, 04:16 AM | #1 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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thread where you describe how your body is declining, decaying, deteriorating, slowly
dying.
Netphoria, 2018: it's pretty safe to say we're all old, fat, ugly, depressed and the mental health issues have certainly not got better over the years. How is your body failing you? In this thread, your pain and suffering will provide entertainment for others. I'll start: I'm getting more than a little grey, especially on the back of my head, my memory is absolutely fucked, I like a drink or two, I need a rest quickly and my memory is absolutely fucked. I need lots of sleep but I go out of my way to get as little sleep as possible; thereby further declining my health. I look pretty good still. How about you, even lesser humans? |
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08-22-2018, 04:26 AM | #2 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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it's ok, take your time typing it all out. it takes some more time than it used to.
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08-22-2018, 06:04 AM | #3 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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talking about terrible memory: I need glasses now to read small text, plus my hearing gets worse and worse. playing in bands for ages probably hasn't helped that.
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08-22-2018, 06:27 AM | #4 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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My skull fell out this week.
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08-22-2018, 06:46 AM | #5 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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i have lots of grey hair. also starting to notice lines across my face. and my tibia is going to pieces. i'll be hobbling around on a knee replacement with a cane after 40.
you asked. |
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08-22-2018, 06:51 AM | #6 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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08-22-2018, 06:46 AM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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gray hair is cool tho. totally down with that.
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08-22-2018, 06:55 AM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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keep joking. but someday you will read this and weep.
from a wheelchair. |
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08-22-2018, 07:45 AM | #9 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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yes,
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08-22-2018, 07:59 AM | #10 |
Registered User
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greying hair, terrible eyesight, I can only crush the throats of my enemies with my right hand now
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08-22-2018, 08:05 AM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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smashingjj you can post in closed threads?!?
how is this even real |
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08-22-2018, 08:38 AM | #12 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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Every morning a different part of my body decides to give me pain for the rest of the day.
Some days it's lower back, others my neck, one of my shoulders... it sucks Yo and gravity sucks |
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08-22-2018, 08:10 PM | #13 |
Demi-God
Location: Some area where the Canadian dollar is far more valuable than my own.
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You thief. It's alright, though. We can weep together.
But yeah, more and more aspects of my appearance depend on gym attendance. I've got "expression lines" on my forehead. My joints hurt randomly and I have shit posture. I'm always tired although I can't sleep a full night. My dark circles have been with me for so long that I don't even bother concealing them anymore. The tiny bit of eczema below my eyebrow doesn't want to go and it's also causing flakes of skin to appear all over my hair. I can't handle pizza without falling asleep immediately afterwards and I get a hangover from one glass of wine. I swear I'm under 60. |
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08-22-2018, 08:26 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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08-22-2018, 11:49 AM | #15 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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I haven't checked for a while but I'm probably not much over 60kg
I'm about 6 feet tall I've been underweight for pretty much my whole life |
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08-22-2018, 12:28 PM | #16 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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08-22-2018, 12:09 PM | #17 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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fat, of course
my right foot i believe has tendonitis, which requires rest but i can't rest because i have to work. so it's fine-ish at the beginning of the day but by the time i get off of work it's swollen and i have to hobble around grabbing things because i can barely walk on it also i put together a cat tree the other day and just using an allen wrench for a few minutes was giving me pain in my hands. pretty sure imma have arthritis within 10 years. if i had to do movements like that for more than a few minutes i'd need some pain relievers for sure i have some grey hair but not an overwhelming amount |
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08-22-2018, 12:29 PM | #18 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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a sixpack a day does wonders for your weight
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08-22-2018, 12:46 PM | #19 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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yeah i drank wine for a month straight
now i have a gut and i'm still skinny |
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08-22-2018, 01:00 PM | #20 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,747
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My friekin hands hurt from all the writing, guitaring, vidya, and jacks over the long sad years
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08-22-2018, 01:31 PM | #21 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,743
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"i'm in daniel*" - MonteLDS
*denial |
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08-22-2018, 01:50 PM | #22 |
Dute of Seven Y's
Location: Mr. C's garage
Posts: 7,765
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I bet you all look and feel stunning.
You’re all cute as buttons. |
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08-22-2018, 03:01 PM | #23 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
Posts: 6,421
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thanks fonzie
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08-22-2018, 03:04 PM | #24 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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Fonzie is our own lovely centenarian. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MR FONZ?
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08-22-2018, 07:32 PM | #25 |
Dute of Seven Y's
Location: Mr. C's garage
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08-22-2018, 03:19 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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D has aged really well. like a fine wine.
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08-22-2018, 09:42 PM | #27 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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08-22-2018, 05:58 PM | #28 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
Posts: 2,676
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Hemorrhoids aren't fun
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08-22-2018, 07:41 PM | #29 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,753
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well my sciatica hurts more often than it used to
my hair's decade-and-a-half-long trip of recession has continued at an almost imperceptible, though I fear steady pace many years of only sleeping 4-5 hours a night have prematurely given me dark circles under my eyes that will probably never go away I don't have many wrinkles yet, but when I laugh or smile they all explode out of my face like the feet of a hundred crows I have started getting what I think are migraine headaches |
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08-22-2018, 08:10 PM | #30 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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yeah i have super dark circles too. i look like a druggie.
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