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07-23-2017, 05:59 AM
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real estate cowboy
 
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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I'm going to the optometrist today
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07-23-2017, 06:33 AM
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Braindead
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The positioning of that guy's glasses almost makes him look like he doesn't even have any eyes
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07-23-2017, 06:41 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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but it's sunday, the day of our lord.
what kind of optometrist works on sundays? |
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07-23-2017, 07:04 AM
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Braindead
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The kind that's going to hell
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07-23-2017, 07:05 AM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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07-23-2017, 07:06 AM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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i have obviously no idea what you're saying
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07-23-2017, 07:19 AM
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Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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I'm sorry, do you not speak English?
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07-23-2017, 07:20 AM
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Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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A BIG KAHUNA burger?
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07-23-2017, 08:25 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,743
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w-w-what?
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07-23-2017, 08:53 AM
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Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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who doesn't serve cake after a meal? what kind of people are these?
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07-23-2017, 11:20 AM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,901
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Turns out i'm dying. It's been a pleasure. Goodbye
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07-23-2017, 11:30 AM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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The optometrist put aside his instruments, looked me in the eyes and smiled as he calmly stated: "Glasses are not going to fix.this." He shook my hand and pat me on the back as he his laughter got louder and louder. "I'll give you a couple of hours max, son. "
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07-23-2017, 11:39 AM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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To be honest I felt like death set in a few weeks ago already. I'm quite dead at the moment but not extremely dead yet.
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07-23-2017, 12:16 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,743
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what do scholars say?
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07-23-2017, 01:25 PM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,901
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they don't talk. they point at animals.
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07-23-2017, 08:38 PM
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Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
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goodbye, j. will you be buried wearing glasses?
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07-23-2017, 08:55 PM
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Virgo
Posts: 42,781
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Having good vision is for wimps
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07-24-2017, 06:03 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: Away
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What good is having perfect vision if people can't see how stupid they really are?
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07-24-2017, 06:35 PM
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Shut the fuck up!
 
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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07-30-2017, 02:20 PM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,901
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I got my glasses but the $%
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