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Old 12-08-2017, 12:45 PM   #1
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Default If Billy were a wrestler...

That's right-it's the thread you've all been waiting for; the one you all wanted to start but were too shy to start; well, let me.

If Billy were a wrestler, which one would he be? Here are just some of the contenders:

Bret 'The Hitman' Hart: Once one of the biggest stars in the business, an ego the size of a planet, and now completely deluded, pretentious and washed up, still spending his days whinging about how he was cheated back in the nineties; still standing as all his wrestling buddies die tragic deaths from misadventure and drugs.

Shawn Michaels: Totally in love with himself, spent the nineties banging broads and now pretending to be a born-again christian.

Terry Funk: An old man thinking he's still got it and trying to get down with the kids.

Sting: Dressing in black, wearing make-up and totally weird.

Mosh or Thrasher from The Headbangers: Headbanging and dress-wearing the order of the day.

The Honky Tonk Man:
http://cdn1-www.wrestlezone.com/asse...3_10_honky.jpg

Or how about this guy:
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20090525161215

Discuss.

 
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Old 12-08-2017, 11:27 PM   #2
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Old 12-09-2017, 09:51 AM   #3
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Was he just asked how many copies of Ogilala have sold this week?

 
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Old 12-10-2017, 03:24 PM   #4
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Old 12-13-2017, 06:51 AM   #6
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I genuinely thought they'd be more wrestling fans here on Netphoria!

I thought the target audience of Mayonaise, Lily, Beautiful etc. and ECW was pretty much the same?

 
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