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Old 04-23-2019, 07:15 AM   #4261
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Old 04-23-2019, 07:15 AM   #4262
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Old 04-23-2019, 08:37 AM   #4263
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girl, please. only white people buy bongs.

net4ia, have y'all put your bongs away?

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 10:47 AM   #4264
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Gotta make the switch to edibles!

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 10:52 AM   #4265
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i wonder what your future has in store.

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 01:26 PM   #4266
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Hopefully as many sarcastic comments as possible!

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 01:51 PM   #4267
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But in reality probably a lot of worrying and immeasurable love. =)

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 02:25 PM   #4268
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No past. No future. No sun.

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 07:31 PM   #4269
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No lights. No music.

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 07:36 PM   #4270
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The version I sang growing up was C1-C2-F, C1-C2-F, C1-B-A-G-F-G-A-B-C1-C2-F

Where C1 is C above middle C, and C2 is middle C.

I like raisins and dried fruit generally ok; dried muscatels I like a lot, dried figs and organic dried apricots are probably my favourite, though I like dried pear, apple, peach and banana too. Actually I like prunes, too. I pretty much like all dried fruit.

But ordinary raisins and sultanas are not my favourite UNTIL they’re in bread or a pastry (“pan o rayzin” as the girls at the French patisseries like to say, here, or sometimes they’re called escargot) and suddenly I am the biggest fan ever.

I love fruit mince pies, fruitcake, steamed pudding and hot cross buns. Full colonial brainwashing occurred during childhood and now what appears to be an abomination to many is a delicacy to me. Talofa lava.
have you ever had dried blueberries? terrible.

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 08:47 PM   #4271
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I'm still waiting on died watermelon.

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 08:50 PM   #4272
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i'd like to think the guy who invented dried fruit was one sick mf

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 09:17 PM   #4273
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he was a freak alright

have i mentioned how gross raisins are?

 
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Old 04-23-2019, 09:36 PM   #4274
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freeze dried fruit is good in a weird sort of way

 
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Old 04-24-2019, 01:36 PM   #4275
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i left grapes in a vegetable ziploc bag in the fridge and they slowly dried into raisins.
afraid to try them though, probably taste like fridge.

 
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Old 04-24-2019, 01:36 PM   #4276
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cranberries are good.

 
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Old 04-24-2019, 02:44 PM   #4277
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i always expect dried mango and pineapple to be better than it is. when i was pregnant i kept craving dried kiwi, which is coated in sugar most of the time, but i couldn't find any. i found some not too long ago and it was almost everything i wanted it to be.

 
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Old 04-29-2019, 11:14 PM   #4278
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I don't have a plan for if things go south again

but this sex after 3 months apart

GODDAMN

 
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Old 04-30-2019, 12:04 AM   #4279
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practice safe sex

 
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Old 04-30-2019, 12:18 AM   #4280
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if you're back together in just 3 months you didn't really break up

 
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Old 04-30-2019, 09:28 PM   #4281
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practice safe sex
she found the tip of a condom still uh there 2 days later and was freaking at me

but like I switched condoms mid way because I noticed that one broke...you can instantly tell

this was quite the funny misunderstanding yes except no it wasn't FUCK

 
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Old 05-01-2019, 05:17 AM   #4282
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She didn't notice that you switched midway through?

 
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Old 05-01-2019, 07:54 AM   #4283
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girl, please. only white people buy bongs.

net4ia, have y'all put your bongs away?
I'm only half white and I bought a full bong, do I have too much bongs?

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have you ever had dried blueberries? terrible.
hmmmm no.....and I'm not sure how good those would be....I feel like blueberries don't have a lot of flavour or sweetness so maybe they would just be chewy and tasteless???

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i'd like to think the guy who invented dried fruit was one sick mf
well it happened long enough ago that pretty much everyone was a sick mf in one way or another

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Then Abigail hurried and took two hundred loaves of bread and two jugs of wine and five sheep already prepared and five measures of roasted grain and a hundred clusters of raisins and two hundred cakes of figs, and loaded them on donkeys.

 
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Old 05-01-2019, 07:54 AM   #4284
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currently high on the mind altering drug of sleep deprivation

 
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Old 05-01-2019, 11:03 AM   #4285
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Old 05-01-2019, 06:52 PM   #4286
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she found the tip of a condom still uh there 2 days later and was freaking at me

but like I switched condoms mid way because I noticed that one broke...you can instantly tell

this was quite the funny misunderstanding yes except no it wasn't FUCK
I always leave a 20% tip, at least.

 
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Old 05-01-2019, 06:53 PM   #4287
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Old 05-01-2019, 08:34 PM   #4288
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Old 05-01-2019, 11:14 PM   #4289
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This is pretty much my marriage

I was reminiscing with my husband today about a conversation that went like this

Me: “I just feel like I contribute more to our relationship than you do.”
Him: “I actually don’t understand what you are saying. How about you figure out what you want me to do, and then I’ll do it.”

 
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Old 05-04-2019, 11:50 PM   #4290
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Am I an asshole if when I go out to see stand-up comedy and it isn't funny, I purposely sit near the front so that the comic can see me not laughing?

 
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