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Old 01-26-2019, 02:52 PM   #1
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Let it out, folks!

 
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Old 01-26-2019, 03:43 PM   #2
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Old 01-26-2019, 03:46 PM   #3
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i dunno if this is supposed to be the new long chat thread or if we're literally talkin' angry neighbors here, so i'll go ahead and share this:

not quite angry neighbor, but startled neighbor. earlier today i was saving something to an external hard-drive, rendering out a video which was gonna take about 30 min to complete. about 15 min through i was moving something past my computer & it fuckin' tapped the cord that conencted the HD to my comp, which was enough to unplug the damn thing. so naturally, the render stopped, & i was gonna have to start it all over again.

in my disappointment & anger, i go to the bathroom saying aloud to myself the words: "utter horseshit!" i was just about in the doorway of the bathroom when i said this, and immediately afterward, i hear from the other side of the wall: "is somebody there???"

this was fucking hilarious to me as a) i had no idea anyone was even in that room anymore & b) dude probably thinks his place is haunted now. LOL!

 
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Old 01-26-2019, 03:53 PM   #4
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yes, this will (please?) be the new chat thread! But I always love a good angry neighbor story. My neighbors aren't angry at us, but we're ALL angry at the HOA. We demand umbrellas at the pool, damn it! And if we all have to have ugly earth tone houses, why does one stick out as a stark white and black, on the CORNER yet? Rules are for everyone or no one, and let's see a spreadsheet to how our dues are being spent. Thanks.

 
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Old 01-26-2019, 03:53 PM   #5
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Also, fuck January. I'm over winter so hard.

 
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Old 01-26-2019, 06:29 PM   #6
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I prefer my neighbours to my flatmates

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 02:53 PM   #7
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I refuse to go back to the old chat thread and no one can make me. not smashingbinladen, not anybody!

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 02:53 PM   #8
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Who is with me?

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 03:06 PM   #9
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Me, obviously.

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 03:07 PM   #10
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Out with the old and in with the new and the angry!

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 03:14 PM   #11
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If the mods refuse to shut down the stinking decay of the old thread, we the people will sink that shit.

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 03:17 PM   #12
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My parents’ neighbours on one side bought the house so that they had an in-zone address for a local high school, and could send their son there. They don’t live in it. They continue to live outside of the zone. I can’t stand people like that.

So the house sits empty except when the teenage son and his friends use it as a place to get drunk. Then they get all brave and shout stuff like “fuck my pussy”.

I nearly shouted back “not with your pencil dick” but then I thought of my son, who is about to start at the same school. So I held my tongue.

Fucken dickheads

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 03:32 PM   #13
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Hold on. Aren't they saying "fuck my pussy," as in fuck them in their pussy?

If so, this is some straight Borat shit right here.

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 04:34 PM   #14
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Day 4 of a cold. I really hate winter. I'm donning a mask to try to keep it contained to myself. :'( Can we have hot weather and sunshine and noncommunicable disease season now, please?

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 04:42 PM   #15
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Also, teenage boys are the worst. I wonder how I'd properly raise one if I had a son. Good luck, vixnix. Although teenage girls are no walk in the park, either. Mine already has like triple (or more) spunk (ATTITUDE) than me. I'm screwed. She was such a wonderful sleeper, but now almost every night she manages to have energy to throw a 3 HOUR tantrum begging to come out of the crib, but obviously I just have to endure it because she's not allowed to roam the rooms at midnight. Who has stamina for anything for 3 hours??? Especially a full on tantrum? Help. Sick. Tired.

But then she smiles and runs down the hills outside right into my arms, and brings me books to read, and grabs my hand to walk up steps, and laughs when we play hide and seek and I can somehow endure it. Seeing her get so big makes me want a second one but I think I have PTSD from the complete sleepless torture of the first 11 weeks of her life. Plus you can't make a baby by yourself.

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Old 01-27-2019, 05:04 PM   #16
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Old 01-27-2019, 07:00 PM   #17
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see what people power can accomplish? good work everyone.
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Old 01-27-2019, 07:51 PM   #18
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I was going to credit the kindness regime for my bravery, but I knew the matter would come up anyway. Thanks, KR!

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 10:41 PM   #19
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do you guys think it's time to replace the sad sex weekend thread as well?

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 11:50 PM   #20
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please delete it forever

 
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Old 01-27-2019, 11:53 PM   #21
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actually i'm less embarrassed (for me) than i am of the previous drug thread. if there's a way to erase that for good i'd be pretty relieved.

 
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Old 01-28-2019, 12:59 AM   #22
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My parents’ neighbours on one side bought the house so that they had an in-zone address for a local high school, and could send their son there. They don’t live in it. They continue to live outside of the zone. I can’t stand people like that.

So the house sits empty except when the teenage son and his friends use it as a place to get drunk. Then they get all brave and shout stuff like “fuck my pussy”.

I nearly shouted back “not with your pencil dick” but then I thought of my son, who is about to start at the same school. So I held my tongue.

Fucken dickheads
CGT will sort those CUNTS out!!!

 
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Old 01-28-2019, 10:07 AM   #23
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get them the dvd box of the inbetweeners?

 
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Old 01-28-2019, 12:50 PM   #24
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The Struts tried to fuck my gf greasy talentless bastards

 
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Old 01-28-2019, 12:54 PM   #25
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coming from you i'm genuinely not sure if that is angry or a statement of gratitude

 
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Old 01-28-2019, 02:53 PM   #26
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sounds like i have a new band to check out!

 
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coming from you i'm genuinely not sure if that is angry or a statement of gratitude
only if they didn't pay Dad rock

 
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Old 01-28-2019, 07:27 PM   #28
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I'm guessing it wasn't "tried" as in "asked politely?"

 
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What fucking year is this

 
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