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Old 12-20-2007, 08:59 AM   #1
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Question Question about helper monkeys

Who changes the monkey's diaper?

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Old 12-20-2007, 09:06 AM   #2
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you need another helper monkey for that.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:33 AM   #3
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lol wut

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:33 AM   #4
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:34 AM   #5
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make the monkey vendor do it. I think you need a service plan.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:18 PM   #6
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i was also thinking about mojo

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:31 PM   #7
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Just the monkey's helper i'd say, but then, who would change his diaper assuming he wears one.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:40 PM   #8
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Maybe he changes his own diaper

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:41 PM   #9
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Monkeys piss me off. My dad had a little monkey of some kind growing up, he said they really do throw their shit and he said it masterbated all the time.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:44 PM   #10
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What do you expect, Marge? His cholesterol's through the roof...

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:17 PM   #11
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nobody. after a while neither of you would notice.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:20 PM   #12
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how much do they cost?

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:23 PM   #13
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what, the monkeys or their diapers?

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:24 PM   #14
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i'd like to fuck that monkey

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:27 PM   #15
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PRAY....FOR.....MOJO.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:27 PM   #16
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the monkeys?

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:31 PM   #17
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they are sadly in short supply, so vast sums i should think.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:32 PM   #18
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aww
we need to train more monkeys and make them available to a large population.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:40 PM   #19
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I'll never be convinced helper monkeys are a good idea because of this movie.

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Old 12-20-2007, 07:46 PM   #20
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I'll never be convinced helper monkeys are a good idea because of this movie.

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lol
when did this movie come out?

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:52 PM   #21
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lol
when did this movie come out?
1988 I think.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:54 PM   #22
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I love that movie. It's one of the best unintentionally funny movies ever. I remember recommending it in a movies thread here ages ago.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 08:03 PM   #23
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I must netflix the movie now. Have any of you seen the evil pinocchio movie. Now that one was funny.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:33 PM   #24
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lol wut
Awesome

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:48 AM   #25
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:50 AM   #26
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ARMANI IS BACK HOME!!!

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:50 AM   #27
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bitch needs an updated haircut

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:52 AM   #28
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http://wjz.com/local/armani.pet.monkey.2.615519.html

"When you find your purpose in life, you go for it. Mine is to be with Armani and to groom pets with special needs. It's the best holiday season. I'm very very happy." said Elyse.

 
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