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Old 06-09-2002, 08:38 PM   #31
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This made me laugh very hard, and I'm not sure why. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
Because you can imagine him doing it?

 
Old 06-09-2002, 08:41 PM   #32
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i don't think that's possible

20 nickels in a row? no way
hard or soft??
That's like one of those paper rolls of nickels I used to bust open when I was a cashier. No, I don't think it's possible either. Unless said "boyfriend" was really a three year-old she was molesting at the time.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 08:43 PM   #33
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Originally posted by Lie:
Because you can imagine him doing it?
That made me laugh even harder!


 
Old 06-09-2002, 09:28 PM   #34
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Because you can imagine him doing it?
DEFINITELY!!! lolol...

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Old 06-09-2002, 11:08 PM   #35
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slapped, punched and stabbed. hmph.

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Old 06-09-2002, 11:11 PM   #36
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getting slapped turns me on.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 11:15 PM   #37
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One time my friends Adam, Mike, and I were at this restaurant called Fratello's in my hometown. Adam went outside to smoke a cigarette and Mike and I joined him. There was this girl Amelya out there who was also smoking with some friends. Amelya had been a contestant for Miss New Hampshire the previous year, and she never let anyone forget it.

Adam's dad had been arrested from drunken driving the night before, and Amelya had somehow heard about it. She made some offhand snide comment to him, and then turned to guffaw with her strumpet friends. When she was turned around, Adam punched her in the back of the head and she fell, hitting her face on a dumpster. There was blood everywhere--it turns out her lip had been torn and her eye was damaged. He kicked her in the back while she was down, too. After that, we went to McDonald's.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 11:32 PM   #38
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I love to slap. Not be slapped mind you, but to slap is great. Unfortunately my guy does not like to be slapped, so i have to settle for *tickles*.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 11:45 PM   #39
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A few times, yes.

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Old 06-10-2002, 12:13 AM   #40
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Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
One time my friends Adam, Mike, and I were at this restaurant called Fratello's in my hometown. Adam went outside to smoke a cigarette and Mike and I joined him. There was this girl Amelya out there who was also smoking with some friends. Amelya had been a contestant for Miss New Hampshire the previous year, and she never let anyone forget it.

Adam's dad had been arrested from drunken driving the night before, and Amelya had somehow heard about it. She made some offhand snide comment to him, and then turned to guffaw with her strumpet friends. When she was turned around, Adam punched her in the back of the head and she fell, hitting her face on a dumpster. There was blood everywhere--it turns out her lip had been torn and her eye was damaged. He kicked her in the back while she was down, too. After that, we went to McDonald's.
Sounds like a classy guy. Great story by the way.

 
Old 06-10-2002, 12:15 AM   #41
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Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
One time my friends Adam, Mike, and I were at this restaurant called Fratello's in my hometown. Adam went outside to smoke a cigarette and Mike and I joined him. There was this girl Amelya out there who was also smoking with some friends. Amelya had been a contestant for Miss New Hampshire the previous year, and she never let anyone forget it.

Adam's dad had been arrested from drunken driving the night before, and Amelya had somehow heard about it. She made some offhand snide comment to him, and then turned to guffaw with her strumpet friends. When she was turned around, Adam punched her in the back of the head and she fell, hitting her face on a dumpster. There was blood everywhere--it turns out her lip had been torn and her eye was damaged. He kicked her in the back while she was down, too. After that, we went to McDonald's.
lol

 
Old 06-10-2002, 12:18 AM   #42
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Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft:
getting slapped turns me on.
ditto.

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Old 06-10-2002, 12:29 AM   #43
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http://www.icq.com/friendship/animations/slap.gif

 
Old 06-10-2002, 03:47 AM   #44
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Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
One time my friends Adam, Mike, and I were at this restaurant called Fratello's in my hometown. Adam went outside to smoke a cigarette and Mike and I joined him. There was this girl Amelya out there who was also smoking with some friends. Amelya had been a contestant for Miss New Hampshire the previous year, and she never let anyone forget it.

Adam's dad had been arrested from drunken driving the night before, and Amelya had somehow heard about it. She made some offhand snide comment to him, and then turned to guffaw with her strumpet friends. When she was turned around, Adam punched her in the back of the head and she fell, hitting her face on a dumpster. There was blood everywhere--it turns out her lip had been torn and her eye was damaged. He kicked her in the back while she was down, too. After that, we went to McDonald's.
That was fucking beautiful man... *wipes away a tear*


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Old 06-10-2002, 11:02 PM   #45
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Yes, both playfully a few times and once because I was actually pissed at my ex. The asshole had the nerve to try and ask me out again after he cheated on me.

 
Old 06-11-2002, 02:09 AM   #46
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Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
One time my friends Adam, Mike, and I were at this restaurant called Fratello's in my hometown. Adam went outside to smoke a cigarette and Mike and I joined him. There was this girl Amelya out there who was also smoking with some friends. Amelya had been a contestant for Miss New Hampshire the previous year, and she never let anyone forget it.

Adam's dad had been arrested from drunken driving the night before, and Amelya had somehow heard about it. She made some offhand snide comment to him, and then turned to guffaw with her strumpet friends. When she was turned around, Adam punched her in the back of the head and she fell, hitting her face on a dumpster. There was blood everywhere--it turns out her lip had been torn and her eye was damaged. He kicked her in the back while she was down, too. After that, we went to McDonald's.
Is this a true story?


 
Old 06-11-2002, 01:56 PM   #47
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http://www.icq.com/friendship/animations/slap.gif
looks like my ex!

 
Old 06-11-2002, 05:03 PM   #48
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Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Is this a true story?
Yes.

 
Old 06-11-2002, 05:18 PM   #49
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Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Yes.
I hear you like knocking up women. Surely you're not that stupid.


 
Old 06-11-2002, 06:36 PM   #50
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Originally posted by Mayfuck:
I hear you like knocking up women. Surely you're not that stupid.
Of course that isn't true. Give me a little credit, please.

 
Old 06-11-2002, 07:12 PM   #51
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no, but give me a few more days

 
Old 06-12-2002, 01:52 AM   #52
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Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Of course that isn't true. Give me a little credit, please.
That you didn't bother to chastise your friend suggests you do. Own up, pal.


 
 



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